Handy tip!

 

Not a hard choice, given the choice…

Based Wife pic.twitter.com/1EfwhFNbbH

— Giga Based Dad (@GigaBasedDad) May 12, 2024

 

Good dad

 

Pretty much

If a guy is brown enough for Ann Coulter to sleep with then he’s too brown for Ann Coulter to vote for. Coulter’s Law!

— Nicholas J. Fuentes (@NickJFuentes) May 8, 2024

🤣

🤣

 

Heh

You either die a Kennedy with a hole in the brain or live long enough to become a Kennedy with a hole in the brain.

— Rep. Mike Collins (@RepMikeCollins) May 8, 2024

🙂

 

Dr. Riley Lastname, Th.D.

BIDEN's teleprompter troubles continue 🤦🏽‍♂️

"My theology professor at the Catholic school I went to was a guy named Riley [LAST NAME]…" pic.twitter.com/YkdwO44AVN

— Raj Aryal (@rajaryal07) May 8, 2024

 

Crikey!

My wife and I love the survival competition show “Alone.” We just found out there’s an Australian version and started watching. Unintentionally the funniest thing on TV right now. It’s basically “Alone: DEI Edition.”

Ten contestants. Two are lesbians. Two claim to be…

— Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) May 5, 2024

My wife and I love the survival competition show “Alone.” We just found out there’s an Australian version and started watching. Unintentionally the funniest thing on TV right now. It’s basically “Alone: DEI Edition.” Ten contestants. Two are lesbians. Two claim to be indigenous. One of the lesbians dropped out after one night. One of the indigenous guys made a big show about being in touch with nature etc and then cried and dropped out after one night. A Gen Z environmentalist guy tested positive for COVID and immediately called the med team to evacuate him. Another indigenous guy tried to eat a toxic millipede. The American version features gritty, skilled survivalists. The Australian version was more worried about checking diversity boxes so the contestants are totally clueless, incompetent, and just crying through the whole thing. Very funny stuff. And a great cautionary tale. Highly recommend.

Yes they apparently sent the contestants out into the wilderness with COVID tests. And they start each episode with a land acknowledgment. Plus they have a bunch of woke environmental regulations that prohibit them from hunting pretty much any game. Like I said, it’s hilarious.

— Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) May 5, 2024

pic.twitter.com/05ZB1EArlM

— Benjamin Grundy 🇦🇺 (@benjamingrundy) April 9, 2024

 

Huh? WTF?

More interesting than the fact that the Israel-Palestine conflict is also being played out in the realm of male performance-enhancing supplements is the fact that there is such a large market for these supplements among the under-50 crowd — what is going on? pic.twitter.com/9Ys91TzQPm

— Circe (@vocalcry) May 4, 2024

I find all the “I’m canceling my erectile dysfunction pill subscription to own the pro-Palestine people!” posts hilarious

— Deva Hazarika (@devahaz) May 4, 2024

 

Perfect send-up of those who misuse those texts for radical-egalitarian purposes

Paul said, "There is neither Jew nor Gentile…nor is there male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus."

Since Christ eliminated ethnic difference, he also eliminated gender difference. Just as we are one people in Christ, we are one gender in Christ — non-binary. 🏳️‍⚧️

— Stephen Wolfe (@PerfInjust) August 24, 2023

lol

Whenever a pastor in our times invokes Gal. 3:28 or Col. 3:11, you know he’s freaking out about ‘rayciss’, i.e. Сhristian Νationalism

 

Heh

Someone tell the GOP that I have uncovered the location of several pro-Palestinian protests

We must deploy the national guard immediately pic.twitter.com/NHivMNskci

— Auron MacIntyre (@AuronMacintyre) April 26, 2024

Joel was jealous:

Could’ve been a Bee headline smh

— Joel Berry (@JoelWBerry) April 26, 2024