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If Biblical events were covered by today’s media

Spot on!🙂

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Israelites crossing the Red Sea:

FRAGILE WETLANDS TRAMPLED IN LABOR STRIKE
Law Enforcement Officials Slain While Pursuing Unruly Mob

David vs. Goliath:

CHAMPION OF RELIEF TROOPS KILLED IN HATE CRIME
Racial and Religious Prejudice Cited as Motivation

Elijah and the prophets of Baal on Mt. Carmel:

WILDFIRE SENDS RELIGIOUS ACTIVIST INTO FRENZY
Hundreds Killed in Unprovoked Attack

The birth of Jesus:

HOTELS FULL, ANIMALS EJECTED FROM SHELTER
Animal Rights Advocates Threaten Lawsuit 

The wedding at Cana:

ITINERANT PREACHER ACCUSED OF MOONSHINING
Police Unable to Locate Still

Jesus feeding the five thousand:

FUNDAMENTALIST MINISTER STEALS CHILD’S LUNCH
Disciples Mystified by Leader’s Strange Behavior

Jesus healing ten lepers:

QUACK PREYS ON TERMINALLY ILL
Authorities Investigating Unlicensed Use of Non-Traditional Medicine

Jesus healing the man possessed by demons:

MADMAN CAUSES STAMPEDE
Local Farmer Faces Bankruptcy Following Loss of Hogs

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Posted by on September 12, 2016 in humour, on the lighter side, The Kulturkampf

 

Dispensationalists frantically adjust end-times charts to include Brexit vote

Ha!🙂

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FromThe Babylon Bee.

As Great Britain voted in favor of a motion to leave the European Union, premillenial dispensationalists around the world held emergency meetings Friday morning, frantically adjusting their prophetic charts to include the completely unanticipated new development.

“We’re thinking of calling this one ‘The Brexit Dispensation,’” Tim LaHaye told reporters as he hastily altered his precise wall charts to account for the new information. “We had previously thought that Saddam Hussein would be the one to usher in the one-world government, but that’s looking less likely now, so we’re going to make some official adjustments.” LaHaye added that the European Union might not be ushering in an age of one-world government after all, unfortunately.

Meanwhile in California, prophecy expert Dr. David Jeremiah of Shadow Mountain Community Church reportedly made an emergency early-morning phone call to Texas pastor John Hagee. “John, have you seen the news? This isn’t in any…

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Make America Great Britain Again!

 
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Posted by on March 28, 2016 in America, Fuck Yeah!, humour, on the lighter side

 

The Onion on a closed canon. Wait, what?

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Somehow, The Onion (!!!) has a better grasp on the sufficiency of Scripture and a closed cannon better than 95% of mainline Protestantism, including many in Calvinistic circles.

Says them, emphasis mine:

“God has granted no interviews, made no public appearances, and kept entirely to Himself for what seems like ages, and yet it’s fair to say that no other author has been quite so influential,” said noted critic and conference attendee James Wood, observing that while the fiercely private immortal being has only one book to His credit, He remains among the world’s most respected and quoted writers. “For many readers, God’s writing had a transformative impact on their lives, and countless people list His book among their favorite titles. But for reasons that we can only speculate about, God has chosen to stay out of the limelight and let His words speak for themselves. Perhaps it is God’s…

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Converted Trump Now Running for Pope

This is hilarious!🙂

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Posted by on February 22, 2016 in humour, Linklove, satire

 

Norwegian State Television ridicules “Refugees Welcome” Crowd as being blindly “tolerant”

(Hat tip.)