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A Milestone for Barbie!

Originally posted on Zwinglius Redivivus:

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Posted by on August 9, 2015 in humour, on the lighter side

 

West Point revokes diplomas of Confederate graduates

Will S.:

Great satire, though alas, one could well see such a thing happening.

Originally posted on bluebird of bitterness:

FromThe Duffel Blog.

WEST POINT, N.Y. ─ Following the decision of the South Carolina government to remove the Confederate flag from a state memorial, and the subsequent nation-wide uproar over all things Confederate, West Point has announced that it will posthumously revoke the diplomas of all cadets who graduated from the Academy and fought for the South during the Civil War.

“This sends a clear message to slave owners and those who would fight for such a horrific cause that 150 years after most of them died we will not tolerate such atrocities on American soil,” said Lt. Col. Thomas Jackson, a spokesman for the school.

When asked if this decision signaled a change in the Army’s stance on not changing the names of bases named after Confederate officers, most of whom graduated from West Point, Jackson replied that it did not. The cost of altering the signs, street names, maps…

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Posted by on July 24, 2015 in humour, satire

 

If the ‘loaves and fishes’ crowd had been like modern folk

 
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Posted by on July 18, 2015 in humour, on the lighter side, religion

 
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Transparodistic

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Posted by on July 2, 2015 in humour, on the lighter side

 

Texting pedestrian lanes, serious and/or half-joking

Utah Valley University has recently installed texting lanes for distracted walkers.

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Recently, a cellphone company in Antwerp, Belgium painted ‘text walking lanes’ on sidewalks there, as a marketing stunt.

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Last year, the Chinese city of Chongqing introduced a cellphone lane for pedestrians, on a stretch of sidewalk.

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On April Fool’s Day, 2012, in Philadelphia, the city council jokingly introduced ‘e-lanes’, as an April Fool’s joke.

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Joking aside, one wonders if such could become a wider reality; doesn’t seem entirely far-fetched, IMO…

 

Dennis Miller Rant: Mother’s Day

 
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Posted by on May 10, 2015 in humour, on the lighter side

 

Miss Piggy to receive feminist award from the Brooklyn Museum, presented by Gloria Steinem

Yeah.

“For more than 40 years of blazing feminist trails with determination and humor, and for her groundbreaking role inspiring generations the world over,” Miss Piggy is set to receive an important honor from the Brooklyn Museum’s Elizabeth A. Sackler Center for Feminist Art.

The Museum announced that Miss Piggy will be honored with the Sackler Center 2015 First Award, and will appear in conversation with Gloria Steinem, herself already an honoree, on June 4. Kermit the Frog is also scheduled to attend.

Previous recipients include Julie Taymor, Sandra Day O’Connor, and Anita F. Hill. Tickets to the private event are available for purchase.

When reached for comment, Miss Piggy only had this to say:

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Actually, apparently ‘she’ ‘said’:

“Moi is thrilled.”

So, the woman who said that a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle, is going to give an award to a fictitious character, portrayed by a marionette…

We truly are living in transparodistic times, alas…

Winning comment goes to Arch:

Congratulations, Miss Piggy, your physical and emotional abuse, as well as your consistent control and emasculation of the passive, meek, beta, Kermit the Frog, embodies the feminist movement. Appropriate for a pig to be the face of the cause. Congrats again!

Hear, hear! :)

 
 
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