Occam’s Razor, bro: the simplest explanation usually is the best one (however horrific it may be to contemplate, normie)

A border patrol tactical team arrived at Robb Elementary School right after the shooting started but were held back from entering the school by Uvalde police.

Why does it seem like the police did everything they could to not save the lives of the kids?https://t.co/1eHGFS13ng pic.twitter.com/dlFSQZsdDp

— Greg Price (@greg_price11) May 27, 2022

 

Then they came for our grills

They will not let you grill pic.twitter.com/DwE4P3wffS

— Patrick Basedman🌲🌲🌲 (@patrickbasedmn) May 27, 2022

"Your carbon footprint tracker tells us your emissions are too high, we've come to confiscate your barbecue and turn off your heat" pic.twitter.com/3h5fpNqSGn

— Patrick Basedman🌲🌲🌲 (@patrickbasedmn) May 27, 2022

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— Patrick Basedman🌲🌲🌲 (@patrickbasedmn) May 27, 2022

 

Yeah but it’s different when we do it

Blinken announced today that the US will "shape the strategic environment around Beijing" because "Under President Xi, the ruling Chinese Communist Party has become more aggressive abroad"

Curious, has Xi ever threatened to "shape the strategic environment" around Washington DC?

— Michael Tracey (@mtracey) May 27, 2022

Imagine being part of the same government that contains the NSA and then complaining that China must be confronted because it has "perfected mass surveillance" pic.twitter.com/vinhs0X9Rs

— Michael Tracey (@mtracey) May 27, 2022

Blinken complains that China recently conducted a joint military exercise with Russia. Meanwhile, the US constantly conducts military exercises in the South China Sea. Something seems a tad off about the accusatory logic here pic.twitter.com/NaXD5ZigTN

— Michael Tracey (@mtracey) May 27, 2022

 

Russia so rich, they’re funding the NRA to fuel mass shootings, claims this twit

Would it shock you to learn that he somehow figured out a way to blame Russia https://t.co/1VoBD7lng1

— Michael Tracey (@mtracey) May 27, 2022

 

Feds, all the way down? Always has been…

https://t.co/cFYIV8CTEO pic.twitter.com/KCg9cD1giu

— Just Loki (@LokiJulianus) May 27, 2022

Gonna call him one anyway, if it's all the same. https://t.co/1z0oCQUdw3 pic.twitter.com/ONNy4FoxuJ

— Just Loki (@LokiJulianus) May 14, 2022

 

The downside of diversity, as recognized in 2007 by the Gray Lady

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— Moor 🇲🇷🇷🇺 (@LobsterMaure) May 26, 2022

 

Bexte may not be entirely disinterested, since he was the one assaulted, but he’s spot on nevertheless in his trenchant observation

UPDATE: Despite being convicted of criminal assault, the ruling judge decided Yaniv will serve no time in prison. Instead, Yaniv will only have to attend counselling.#cdnpoli https://t.co/g7gyCKgD41

— The Counter Signal (@TheCounterSgnl) May 25, 2022

Tamara Lich was thrown in jail for months for practicing her constitutionally protected right to protest.
J. Yaniv has been convicted of violent criminal assault against a member of the press (as ruled by a judge), yet will see zero (0) days behind bars. Canada is broken.

— Keean Bexte (@TheRealKeean) May 25, 2022

This fake-woman was that guy a few years back who wanted female grooming parlours to shave his balls, and tried to claim his own rights were violated when they didn’t want to touch his equipment; IIRC, he tried to legally threaten them. He’s been in much trouble with the law over the years, but he keeps getting kid glove treatment, because he says he’s a she.

 

Unjabbed Ukes can fly over here; unjabbed Canucks can’t fly anywhere here

It was never about health.https://t.co/jkD3x64lH1

— The Counter Signal (@TheCounterSgnl) May 25, 2022

Putin, hurry up and take over their whole country and don’t let them out! 😉

 

This is not America, Princess Rockstar!

In the wake of the recent school shooting in Texas, PM Justin Trudeau has promised to move forward with new gun control legislation in the coming weeks.#cdnpoli https://t.co/jCRqemHoCF

— The Counter Signal (@TheCounterSgnl) May 26, 2022

Why? We already have strict gun control here, and we never have U.S.-style school shootings or for that matter many other mass shootings, period; incidences up here are extremely few and far between…

But, JT never saw an opportunity to expand gov’t reach and control of which he didn’t try to take advantage!

 

Go back home, jake

Ontario Liberal candidate Granville Anderson said the “silver lining” of astronomical gas prices is that people will be priced out of driving gas-powered vehicles.#cdnpoli #onpoli https://t.co/MTLKuRLNrU

— The Counter Signal (@TheCounterSgnl) May 26, 2022

Why don’t you return back to your island home if you hate our country and way of life so much, gibsmedat?