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Chinese corporate slavemaster who makes his employees work six 12 hour shifts per week encourages them to have long sex marathons on each of those workdays

You can’t make this shit up

Alibaba founder Jack Ma urges his employees and their partners to ‘have sex marathons every day’ at a group wedding

  • China’s richest man gave was giving a toast during Alibaba staff’s group wedding
  • Remarks were a wordplay on the controversial ‘996’ work schedule at the firm
  • ‘In life, we should follow ‘669’: Six days, six times. The key is duration,’ Ma says
  • In Chinese, the word ‘nine’, or ‘jiu’, is a homophone with the word for ‘long’
  • Bizarre marital advice has sparked criticism with many net users calling it lewd

Jack Ma, founder and chairman of online marketplace Alibaba, has sparked criticism after advising his newlywed employees to have sex six times in six days.

Ma, also China‘s richest man, was speaking at his company’s mass wedding which takes place every year on ‘Ali Day’ on May 10 at the company’s headquarters in Hangzhou, east China.

‘At work, we emphasize the spirit of 996. In life, we should follow 669,’ Ma said. His remarks were a wordplay on the firm’s controversial 996 work schedule, which expects staff to submit to 12-hour shifts between 9am and 9pm during a six-day week.

‘What is 669? Six days, six times, with duration being the key,’ Ma said to the 102 couples dressed in wedding dresses and suits at the ceremony. In Chinese, the word ‘nine’ is a homophone with the word for ‘long’.

The quote was posted to Alibaba’s official page on Weibo with a winking emoji, which drew widespread criticism from net users.

‘Making a lewd joke in public and notoriously promoting it – are you being responsible to minors? Thumbs down this time,’ one highly rated comment read.

‘This is just revolting,’ another comment said.

‘Is this funny? Not one bit,’ one person said.

‘Who on earth would have the energy to 669 at home after 996 during work?’ one user said.

As the officiant at the ceremony, the 54-year-old founder also urged the new couples to procreate, calling children a better investment that property.

‘The first KPI of marriage is to have results. There must be products. What is the product? Have children,’ Ma said.

‘Marriage is not for the purpose of accumulating wealth, not for buying a house, not for buying a car, but for having a child together,’ he added.

His message comes amid a dwindling birth rate in China and an increasing pressure on the country’s slowing economy.

The number of babies born in 2018 fell by two million to 15.23 million – marking the lowest birth rate since 1961, despite Beijing relaxing its one-child policy in 2016.

However, many couples have opted not to have babies due to concerns including rising housing prices and access to high-quality education.

Ma, a former English teacher who co-founded Alibaba in 1999 and has become China’s richest man, said he and early employees regularly worked long hours.

Defending the Chinese work practice of 996 last month, Ma called the long hours a ‘huge blessing’.

‘Many companies and many people don’t have the opportunity to work 996. If you don’t work 996 when you are young, when can you ever work 996?’,’ he said in remarks posted on the company’s social media account.

‘Let me ask everyone, if you don’t put out more time and energy than others, how can you achieve the success you want?’ he questioned. China’s Labor Law stipulates that average work hours cannot exceed 40 hours a week.

MailOnline has reached out to Alibaba for comment.

I’m pleased to hear that China’s birthrate has dwindled. May that trend continue further; goodness knows there’s more than enough of them…

And all the pep talks in the world won’t motivate overworked, overtired people to make the beast with two backs if they haven’t any energy.

So go ahead and keep working your corporate slaves to death, idiot overlord tycoon… Help eventually bring about an end to China’s global clout. 😉

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Burger King exploits mental illness to show they’re ‘woke’; generates backlash

You can’t make this shit up…

Burger King faces backlash after linking ad campaign to mental health, showing the risks of cause-based marketing

You’d think they’d have learned from Gillette, but nobody learns anything anymore, amongst ‘woke’ capitalists.

And all those meals were apparently the same regular Whopper in them. How absurd. Why, for instance, for the Pissed Meal, couldn’t they have included an Angry Whopper? Cross-marketing opportunity missed!

Idiots.

 

Quote of the day

 

Trump referenced Obama’s half-bro in his speech

Trump tonight:

“They don’t build walls because they hate the people on the outside, but because they love the people on the inside.”

LOL! Great. 🙂

 

The religious cult of RBG

Really.

 

Kate Beckinsale Boasts About Facials from Foreskin of South Korean Infants

WTF?

Actress Kate Beckinsale took to social media to boast about a procedure to improve her skin that involves “liquefied cloned foreskins” from South Korean infants.

“After a long flight I do like to lie down and be covered in a mask of liquified cloned foreskins-frankly who doesn’t?Thank you @georgialouisesk for an amazing facial. I especially liked you reassuring me it would be ‘light on penis’ as it was my first time x,” Kate Beckinsale wrote in an Instagram post.

According to Daily Mail, the Pearl Harbor actress “underwent a facial for the first time last week that uses an epidermal growth factor serum containing stem cells cultivated from the discarded tissue of Korean baby boys.”

The article also reports, “Experts claim rubbing these stem cells onto the face activates ageing cells, producing more collagen and making fine lines disappear. The secret ingredient is sourced from South Korea because it has a large supply of foreskins obtained during circumcision, the general custom for young boys.”

The 45-year-old actress is far from the first celebrity to undergo this strange facial treatment. Breitbart News has previously reported on the trend, with Cate Blanchett and Sandra Bullock making headlines for using the cream, which they called a “penis facial” in 2016.

I’m surprised that Israel and the Muslim countries haven’t gotten a ‘piece of the action’ regarding foreskin sales; why only South Korea? 😉

 

This chest-mounted robot feeding arm could stuff your face when you’re too full to move

Yeah.

For those celebrating Thanksgiving today, at some point there will come a time where you is simply too full to move. At this point, the sensible action is to sleep it off before rising later in the day, groggy and disorientated, for a second gorging. But what if technology could help? What if, instead of succumbing to your turkey stupor, some sort of chest-mounted robot arm could lob sweet treats into your open mouth? What a world that would be.

We’ve not reached this gravy-soaked utopia yet, but researchers from Australia and India have taken us one step closer with “Arm-A-Dine” — a robot arm worn in the middle of the chest that picks food up off the table and conveys it to you or your dining partner’s mouth.


Technology, aiding gluttony!