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Kate Beckinsale Boasts About Facials from Foreskin of South Korean Infants
WTF?
Actress Kate Beckinsale took to social media to boast about a procedure to improve her skin that involves âliquefied cloned foreskinsâ from South Korean infants.
âAfter a long flight I do like to lie down and be covered in a mask of liquified cloned foreskins-frankly who doesnât?Thank you @georgialouisesk for an amazing facial. I especially liked you reassuring me it would be âlight on penisâ as it was my first time x,â Kate Beckinsale wrote in an Instagram post.
According to Daily Mail, the Pearl Harbor actress âunderwent a facial for the first time last week that uses an epidermal growth factor serum containing stem cells cultivated from the discarded tissue of Korean baby boys.â
The article also reports, âExperts claim rubbing these stem cells onto the face activates ageing cells, producing more collagen and making fine lines disappear. The secret ingredient is sourced from South Korea because it has a large supply of foreskins obtained during circumcision, the general custom for young boys.â
The 45-year-old actress is far from the first celebrity to undergo this strange facial treatment. Breitbart News has previously reported on the trend, with Cate Blanchett and Sandra Bullock making headlines for using the cream, which they called a âpenis facialâ in 2016.
I’m surprised that Israel and the Muslim countries haven’t gotten a ‘piece of the action’ regarding foreskin sales; why only South Korea? đ
This chest-mounted robot feeding arm could stuff your face when youâre too full to move
For those celebrating Thanksgiving today, at some point there will come a time where you is simply too full to move. At this point, the sensible action is to sleep it off before rising later in the day, groggy and disorientated, for a second gorging. But what if technology could help? What if, instead of succumbing to your turkey stupor, some sort of chest-mounted robot arm could lob sweet treats into your open mouth? What a world that would be.
Weâve not reached this gravy-soaked utopia yet, but researchers from Australia and India have taken us one step closer with âArm-A-Dineâ â a robot arm worn in the middle of the chest that picks food up off the table and conveys it to you or your dining partnerâs mouth.
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Technology, aiding gluttony!
