Get woke, go broke

Man I wonder why Sports Illustrated is struggling. pic.twitter.com/gTUkedsDfP

— Barry McCockiner (@SexyTroopLover) October 4, 2019

 

Poor Pippi Longstocking is upset!

President Trump walks in and steals this little puppets thunder.

He walks right by her and shows the world why we should ignore the dramatics of the left using kids for their propaganda on climate change and focus on fixing real world problems.

Troll Level: Expert 😎#Sourpuss pic.twitter.com/zGOkUu2ygL

— 🇺🇸 Patriot 24/7 🇺🇸 (@FlipitRed2020) September 23, 2019

 

The Man from I.N.C.E.L.

When will the leader of I.N.C.E.L. Sam Hyde finally be brought to justice?! When will this madness end?!

— Nonpersons (@Nonpersons) September 21, 2019

Walking home from the bar one night I was approached by two high ranking members of INCEL. They tried to recruit me. I said no, then I was chased down the street. Be safe out there.

— Bick Bickerson (@BickBickerson) September 21, 2019

The I. N. C. E. L organization, is that like the
C. L. I. T?https://t.co/JPQESzTnWe

— Louis (@Martigan9) September 21, 2019

Technically, he was an involuntary member of INCEL but may be guilty of "beating" himself in.

— BOE󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇸 (@motoliterider) September 21, 2019

4Chan is the leader of INCEL. Shadowy figure who’s always been anonymous.

— Tony Hrvatska 🕊🌲 (@tonybalogna) September 22, 2019

Was he wearing the official INCEL colors?

— Spacerocks (@KyleMcD80911251) September 22, 2019

pic.twitter.com/Abw1AL7eLE

— Tendies For Breakfast (@TendiesB) September 21, 2019

Very scary Incel was recruiting in my neighborhood.
They kept saying something about the sexual revolution and hypergamy.
I think they were from a site called "Reddit" apparently that is where a lot of Incel members hang out.

— Officer_CR (@CrOfficer) September 21, 2019

If they think INCEL is monstrous wait until they find out about VOLCEL.
phew lads

— mobtek (@ObThisis) September 21, 2019

The global terror network of I.N.C.E.L. must be taken down forthwith. B.O.O.M.E.R. squad assemble.

— Teddy Mononoke (@nationalcanoe) September 21, 2019

A member of "Incel", huh? Clearly the Ways and Means Committee aren't sending their best staffers to write this stuff.

— Lucius Sulla (@LuciusSulla2) September 21, 2019

Incel must be destroyed before they gain more recruits. Congress must act! Fund a team of prostitutes to combat this scourge, even if they have to do it one member at a time.

— orochijes orochijes 😏 (@orochijes) September 21, 2019

There were members of incel at my school yesterday. It was terrifying.

— SuperSecretSigma (@Eidotheia) September 22, 2019

Did they find his official membership card in his wallet?

— Highly Unethnical (@derp_nyan) September 22, 2019

Secretary of I.N.C.E.L. Korp's CEO Sam Hyde here AMA

— Ｒｅｇｕｌｕｓ をゝす (@RegulusAnon) September 22, 2019

I've heard that members of Incel spend up to 8 hours a day on tactical shooting simulators, sleep during the day, hide out in windowless rooms like basements and attics and are so secretive and disciplined, they never have girlfriends or wives.

— Roughneck Two Zero 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇫🇷🇩🇪 (@Roughneck2Z3RO) September 22, 2019

i hear they're into firm handshakes

— Typical Bing User (@SocraticNEET) September 22, 2019

A member of Incel??? Good to know you all have no idea what you're doing

— Barlton Canks (@BarltonC) September 21, 2019

CEO of Incel speaking, how may I help you today?

— Name cannot be blank (@Jahboiiiii) September 21, 2019

“A member of Incel”

Well, I certainly hope his membership has been revoked.

— James Barker (@JamesBa24094162) September 22, 2019

 

Either they’re paranoid or she’s a trolling genius

You can’t make this shit up:

Melania Trump’s spokesperson blasts ‘ridiculous’ backlash over a coat the first lady wore in a 9/11 tribute – after critics claimed its stitching looked like a plane flying into a skyscraper

 

Before the body has cooled; some gallows humour, as it were

Hug your billionaire pedophile friends today. Tell them you love them before it’s too late.

— Lucie Steiner (@TheSteinbag) August 10, 2019

if you’re surprised that jeffrey epstein killed himself last night, imagine how surprised he must have been

— hell (@swearsayer) August 10, 2019

 

Robots are racist, apparently

Have you ever noticed the popularity of white robots? The reason for these shades of technological white may be racism, according to new research. https://t.co/PHJHO91VtA

— CNN (@CNN) August 1, 2019

 

Beyond Vegetables

Culture War Can Be Waged Back!