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Category Archives: “science”
Kate Beckinsale Boasts About Facials from Foreskin of South Korean Infants
WTF?
Actress Kate Beckinsale took to social media to boast about a procedure to improve her skin that involves âliquefied cloned foreskinsâ from South Korean infants.
âAfter a long flight I do like to lie down and be covered in a mask of liquified cloned foreskins-frankly who doesnât?Thank you @georgialouisesk for an amazing facial. I especially liked you reassuring me it would be âlight on penisâ as it was my first time x,â Kate Beckinsale wrote in an Instagram post.
According to Daily Mail, the Pearl Harbor actress âunderwent a facial for the first time last week that uses an epidermal growth factor serum containing stem cells cultivated from the discarded tissue of Korean baby boys.â
The article also reports, âExperts claim rubbing these stem cells onto the face activates ageing cells, producing more collagen and making fine lines disappear. The secret ingredient is sourced from South Korea because it has a large supply of foreskins obtained during circumcision, the general custom for young boys.â
The 45-year-old actress is far from the first celebrity to undergo this strange facial treatment. Breitbart News has previously reported on the trend, with Cate Blanchett and Sandra Bullock making headlines for using the cream, which they called a âpenis facialâ in 2016.
I’m surprised that Israel and the Muslim countries haven’t gotten a ‘piece of the action’ regarding foreskin sales; why only South Korea? đ
Pepsi CEO generates publicity for Doritos by pretending to considering releasing a female version, with less crunchiness and messiness
Smart gal; as usual, social media did her work for her.
Brilliant PR move; let the SJW extremists do your campaign for you… đ
Our Scrooge / Grinch-like Canadian bureaucracy claims Santa is moving his workshop to the South Pole because of global warming in the Arctic
A Canadian government website has claimed Santa Claus is relocating his workshop, elves and reindeer to the South Pole to escape the effects of global warming.
A statement on the Policy Horizons Canada website says thanks to rising global temperatures, rapidly melting Arctic ice and increasing destructive drilling activity Santa has had to permanently move his operations.
Policy Horizons was created to advise Canadian government officials on emerging issues.
Santa Claus is of course no more real than catastrophic anthropogenic climate change (actually, perhaps more real, since at least Saint Nicholas was a real person, but I digress).
So, does this mean that another branch of the Canadian bureaucracy, Canada Post, will no longer be answering letters addressed to Santa Claus, and marking them ‘return to sender’, thus saving the Canadian taxpayers money?
Awesome! đ
Just kidding; I know that won’t happen. About as likely as Coca-Cola stopping having polar bears and penguins together in its Christmas ads…
Post-Script: Hey, isn’t The Narrative that BOTH poles are gonna melt because of climate change? In which case, what good would Santa relocating to the South Pole be? Shouldn’t he move to Mars, instead? Stupid progs can’t even keep their dogmas straight, but I guess that’s to be expected when they make it up as they go along; expecting rational consistency from them would be foolish, indeed…
Progs baffled universe exists
But the science was settled! #universedeniers https://t.co/j6inDoJ1j5
— James Morrow (@pwafork) October 24, 2017
Bill Nye is a liar, an idiot, a pervert, and a propagandist
(Similar to Neil deGrasse Tyson.)
The Federalist has the Left’s favourite ‘Science’ nerd’s number: here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, and here.
The American Conservative does too, here and here.
Birds of a feather flock together:
Bill Nye, Barack Obama, and Neil deGrasse Tyson, in a selfie.
 
*Update*: Segment debunking transgenderism cut from âBill Nyeâ
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2017/may/3/segment-debunking-transgenderism-cut-bill-nye/
