I recently alluded to some of these; thought I’d share them here, for your astonishment / amusement / dismay.
Dating for agrarians. (Wait; people still farm? 😉 )
Dating for Calvinists. “Your name must be Grace, because I find you irresistible!”
Dating for people tired of “What’s the weather like up there?” jokes.
Dating for ugly people. Helping them find each other, as if they couldn’t otherwise.
Dating for narcissists. (Note the lookalike queers in the ad; how telling…)
Dating for twins. (Wonder if Abigail and Brittany Hensel are on there?)
Former site for stoners. Don’t bogart that joint, dude / dudette!
Dating for crazy cat people. Free tub of Häagen-Dazs and DVD of Titanic for signing up!
Dating for sailors. (Er, any port in a storm?)
Dating for female inmates. Because how else can they get conjugal visits if they don’t already have someone?
Dating for whoring wannabe travellers, and the men who want to take them places.
Dating for STD carriers. Can’t catch it if you already got it!
Dating for Trekkies. Because there aren’t enough conventions, year-round.
Dating for idiots wanting to act out Twilight, or something. Freaks.
Dating for freaks who think they’re still toddlers.
Dating for schizos. Crazy for each other!
Dating for eugenicists. Who says eugenicism is dead? 😉
Dating for asexuals; isn’t that kinda missing the point?
Dating site for neocon political junkies. (Like we need them reproducing…)
Dating site for Randroids (ditto – not dittoheads; that’s the one above).
Dating for survivalists. ‘Got your back!’
Patriactionary 
electricangel
May 17, 2013 at 10:12 pm
Compare the Calvinists and the Asexuals, Will. Note how in the Asexuals photo, the woman is still intently looking at the man, while from the lack of glowing observation of her man, we know which parts of Ephesians 5 “Grace Woman” will be quoting, and which ignoring.
Will S.
May 17, 2013 at 10:28 pm
Yeah.
I actually belonged for a while to that Reformed site. I met a girl who wanted to be a doctor in a war-torn Muslim Asian country, and I met a girl who was a teacher’s assistant and loved the movie ‘Fireproof’.
‘Nuff said.
Socially Extinct
May 18, 2013 at 12:22 am
Darn Will, was hoping for a “KissingCousins.com” dating site.
Will S.
May 18, 2013 at 1:12 am
Oh yeah? That isn’t incestuous, BTW. 🙂
Socially Extinct
May 18, 2013 at 1:16 am
True, but still naughty and questionable enough to be scintillating, especially if you have hot cousins.
I spawn from a married 1st cousin couple on my maternal side.
Will S.
May 18, 2013 at 1:22 am
I just realized: if you scandalize your family at a reunion, you might stand to inherit some money! 😉
Yeah, cousin marriage really isn’t that uncommon; yes, it’s uncommon, but it still happens…
alcestiseshtemoa
May 18, 2013 at 8:10 am
What an exhibit.
Will S.
May 18, 2013 at 8:19 am
Indeed.
Peter Blood
May 18, 2013 at 1:41 pm
There are so many freaks out there now, it’s gotten hard to find your own kind of freak.
Will S.
May 18, 2013 at 3:13 pm
Indeed; remember the good old days, when the few of us who were freaks were relatively normal ones, and there were few of us? Now, there be many, and many way out there ones… Darnit! 🙂
Will S.
May 18, 2013 at 4:15 pm
I must admit, I got my caption for the Reformed site from this doctored romance novel cover:
Imperator
May 18, 2013 at 6:50 pm
Hey, Will, you missed one.
http://planet.infowars.com/groups/dating-freedom-lovers/
Alex Jones’ Infowars “Dating Freedom Lovers”
Imperator
May 18, 2013 at 6:59 pm
I forgot to add the best link. This is hilarious: http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2013/04/meet-your-future-ex-wife-on-alex-joness-infowars-dating-website/#ixzz2RakHsAPF
Will S.
May 18, 2013 at 8:06 pm
Oh dear Lord. LOL! Thanks.
alcestiseshtemoa
May 19, 2013 at 6:33 am
There’s a silver lining in all of this. The freaks will find each other and breed even more freaks. LOL
Will S.
May 19, 2013 at 7:58 am
Thanks for reminding us!
Ah well. At least the asexuals and homos won’t breed any more. 😉
alcestiseshtemoa
May 19, 2013 at 8:44 am
There’s IVF, but IVF is a failure in general and time and time again, because sooner or later, all sperm and eggs become rotten and suffer death.
Will S.
May 19, 2013 at 5:17 pm
Indeed.
Lena S.
May 20, 2013 at 11:34 am
Damn, an infowars dating site. LOL Sheeeeeeeeeit!
Lena S.
May 20, 2013 at 11:35 am
“I’ve been awake for a year now…” NEXT! (Obviously not awake to how silly that sounds).
Will S.
May 20, 2013 at 5:22 pm
@ Lena: Yeah, pretty crazy, eh? 🙂
Elspeth
May 24, 2013 at 7:42 am
That was pretty funny. I’ll ignore the fact that it’s also kind of creepy, LOL.
Thanks for the laugh Will.
Will S.
May 24, 2013 at 5:12 pm
Hey Elspeth, you’re welcome.
Cheers. 🙂
sunshinemary
May 27, 2013 at 11:43 pm
I did not know that diaper fetishes were a thing that exists, and oh dear, I wish I still didn’t know that.
Will S.
May 28, 2013 at 6:26 am
There are a great many other fetishes that exist, which I wish I didn’t know about, about which I will spare you. 🙂
Will S.
August 5, 2013 at 8:21 pm
Inane Rambler (@UnendImprov)
December 2, 2013 at 11:22 pm
Jennifer isn’t too bad looking, but glasses at her wedding? Really?
Will S.
December 3, 2013 at 12:30 am
Maybe she’s allergic to contact lenses. 🙂