I recently alluded to some of these; thought I’d share them here, for your astonishment / amusement / dismay.
Dating for agrarians. (Wait; people still farm? 😉 )
Dating for Calvinists. “Your name must be Grace, because I find you irresistible!”
Dating for people tired of “What’s the weather like up there?” jokes.
Dating for ugly people. Helping them find each other, as if they couldn’t otherwise.
Dating for narcissists. (Note the lookalike queers in the ad; how telling…)
Dating for twins. (Wonder if Abigail and Brittany Hensel are on there?)
Former site for stoners. Don’t bogart that joint, dude / dudette!
Dating for crazy cat people. Free tub of Häagen-Dazs and DVD of Titanic for signing up!
Dating for sailors. (Er, any port in a storm?)
Dating for female inmates. Because how else can they get conjugal visits if they don’t already have someone?
Dating for whoring wannabe travellers, and the men who want to take them places.
Dating for STD carriers. Can’t catch it if you already got it!
Dating for Trekkies. Because there aren’t enough conventions, year-round.
Dating for idiots wanting to act out Twilight, or something. Freaks.
Dating for freaks who think they’re still toddlers.
Dating for schizos. Crazy for each other!
Dating for eugenicists. Who says eugenicism is dead? 😉
Dating for asexuals; isn’t that kinda missing the point?
Dating site for neocon political junkies. (Like we need them reproducing…)
Dating site for Randroids (ditto – not dittoheads; that’s the one above).
Dating for survivalists. ‘Got your back!’