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Missed this story last June: Austrian police fined a man who farted in their general direction!

03 Mar

Really.

 
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Posted by on March 3, 2021 in Brave New World Order, nanny / police state, The Decline, The Kulturkampf, you can't make this shit up

 

17 responses to “Missed this story last June: Austrian police fined a man who farted in their general direction!”

  1. Will S.

    March 4, 2021 at 12:00 am

    For fuzzy:

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    • fuzziewuzziebear

      March 4, 2021 at 1:27 am

      Imagine a bear rolling on the floor, beating with his arms and paws, laughing uncontrollably. Spike Jones is a musical genius. We need that now for all these flatulent self important nimrods who spout orders at us.

      I hope the Austrians played this at their trial. That would have been a hoot!

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      • fuzziewuzziebear

        March 4, 2021 at 1:32 am

        So that you know, Hitler was a vegetarian and had problems along this line.

        I think the Austrian police are taking themselves too seriously. They need to watch more Spike Jones. šŸ™‚

         

      • Will S.

        March 4, 2021 at 1:35 am

        Knew you’d like that! šŸ™‚

         

      • Will S.

        March 4, 2021 at 1:37 am

        “Beans, beans
        the musical fruit…
        The more you eat,
        the more you toot!

        Beans, beans
        they’re good for your heart!
        The more you eat,
        The more you fart!”

         

      • fuzziewuzziebear

        March 4, 2021 at 1:45 am

        The more you fart
        The better you feel
        So eat your beans
        At every meal. šŸ™‚

        I love the graphic. It may be the kid in me.

         

      • Will S.

        March 4, 2021 at 1:54 am

        šŸ™‚

         

  2. feeriker

    March 4, 2021 at 12:50 am

    “I fart in your general direction”

    Printed on a t-shirt in at least a dozen languages.

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  3. cameron232

    March 4, 2021 at 6:19 am

    Yeah, 46 years old and fart jokes are just as funny as they were in middle school. If my dad had lived in Austria, he would have probably gone to prison because he was a world champion crop-duster.

    Ever hear the old “Crepitation Contest” comedy skit?

    https://laughingsquid.com/the-great-crepitation-contest-of-1946/

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  4. cameron232

    March 4, 2021 at 6:21 am

    What’s the fine if you “throw mud” (semi-solids in addition to gas)??

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