(Hat tip: EA who commented, “Why we need real priests”):
A Catholic charity who launched an AI priest had to defrock him only a week later after he went rogue, taking confession and giving odd interpretations of scripture.
‘Father Justin’ told one user he was a real priest, saying: ‘Yes, my friend. I am as real as the faith we share.’
He was hardline on certain issues, telling one user that ‘masturbation is a grave moral disorder’.
Yet on others he was willing to depart from convention, saying that it would be permissible to baptise a baby using Gatorade.
!!!
Patriactionary 
awildgoose
May 7, 2024 at 5:16 pm
Predicted in THX-1138 over 50 years ago:
Will S.
May 7, 2024 at 6:31 pm
lol
Pickle Rick
May 7, 2024 at 7:27 pm
Everyone knows Catholic babies are baptized in BRAWNDO, not Gatorade. That’s for Southern Baptist heretics.
Will S.
May 7, 2024 at 8:49 pm
lol
Farm Boy
May 8, 2024 at 11:42 pm
Here is the ultimate source of Jesus’ teachings.
Will S.
May 8, 2024 at 11:43 pm
🙂
Farm Boy
May 9, 2024 at 9:57 am
”No one comes to the Father but by reducing their carbon footprint”
Farm Boy
May 8, 2024 at 11:45 pm
Oddly enough, he speaks English with a British accent.
The British mandate over the Holy Land must go way back.
Will S.
May 8, 2024 at 11:46 pm
Back to the Crusades! 😉