Went to a restaurant, and a bumper car ride broke out

18 May

Don’t patronize such businesses…


11 responses to “Went to a restaurant, and a bumper car ride broke out

  1. Will S.

    May 18, 2020 at 9:02 pm

    German cafe gives pool noodle hats to patrons seated on its patio, to encourage social distancing:

    • feeriker

      May 19, 2020 at 4:08 am

      Gendanklose, gehorsame, konformistische Bürger that most Germans are, I can see this cafe having lines out the door for the foreseeable future, along with having to require reservations. Matter o’ fact, they’ll probably try to force diners to keep their masks on while eating, too.

      • Will S.

        May 19, 2020 at 7:48 am


  2. fuzziewuzziebear

    May 18, 2020 at 9:39 pm

    With the bumper tables, at least one person will be needed to mop up spill. That will put a dent in productivity because that is all that person will do.
    The hats are absurd.
    What kind of world are we living in?

  3. feeriker

    May 18, 2020 at 10:57 pm

    I haven’t purchased even so much as a single hamburger from a fast food joint in the last two months and have discovered that I don’t miss eating out at all. I have no reason to start doing so again right now, especially if these restaurants are going to make me go through such absurd contortions as to make my dining experience an unpleasant nightmare.

    Fuck them all. That’s the most polite thing I have to say to them. I hope they all go out of business. May it be shortly discovered that everyone has gotten over their lazy dependence on restaurant food and decided that these places are an expensive waste of money. With record numbers of people now unemployed (yours truly included), dining out is becoming an unaffordable luxury anyway.

    • Will S.

      May 18, 2020 at 11:10 pm

      Yeah, if we aren’t going to go back to the status quo ante, it wouldn’t be a bad thing for our over-reliance on restaurants to die, and for most restaurants to stay closed.

      I certainly have no intent on patronizing any places that treat me like crap like the above…

  4. Will S.

    May 19, 2020 at 12:20 am

    I think we invented it.😉

    Beyond parody, would be the definition. 😀


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