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red
March 26, 2020 at 11:23 pm
Stupid is as stupid does. But, one great thing, a lot of blacks are coming to pow wows, and sharing their disgust with African Americans. They’re meeting with mestizos and discussing conservative politics. why didn’t you whites keep notes like we always have? But, happy to have you along!
Will S.
March 26, 2020 at 11:33 pm
Keep notes on what? Not sure I follow…
And who you calling white, kemosabe? I’m half-white and half-Indian. (Dot, not feather.) 😉
red
March 27, 2020 at 12:52 am
Salami, salami, bologna, my Indian friend 🙂 Injun second religion, politics. We’re been telling anyone who will listen dems are gross and greedy before the colonies revolted against revolting overlords. An old Taino said since Columbus landed. My grandmother, since the Viking made the mistake of landing here. Remember, we had reading and writing for a lot of centuries before Europeans came. And, after having a baby, women went celibate for a few years. Not much else to do but war (seasonal) or gossip and write. No TVs around yet 🙂
Will S.
March 27, 2020 at 12:55 am
Celibate after childbirth? Look, I can understand not wanting to share the child’s milk with the father, but… 😉
red
March 27, 2020 at 11:27 am
It was a religious matter. Next, men are supposed to be rough and tough, able to withstand a lot of suffering. Men were expected to be a sacrifice for love of the children, elders, and women. For a woman who have a child more than every 4-5 years meant she was a weakling and held in contempt. Each child has the right to be spoiled and be the only child for that time. Wolves do not whelp more than once a year, if that often, and when you call a traditional a son of a bitch, he thanks you for complimenting his mother on raising him right. Son of wolves, is that clear for you? 🙂 NO-body can out-romance an injun. The French had to take lessons from us on it. niio
Will S.
March 27, 2020 at 11:30 am
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Will S.
March 27, 2020 at 1:00 am
I didn’t know that one, but I like it:
Will S.
March 27, 2020 at 1:08 am
Two native Bahamanians were walking along the beach on San Salvador Island that fateful day in October 1492, when all of a sudden Columbus sailed up with his three ships, ran up onto the beach, shaking their hands and kissing them on both cheeks and excitedly saying, “Buongiorno, paisano!” to them.
As he walked away, one turned to the other and said, “Welp… There goes the neighbourhood!” 😉
red
March 27, 2020 at 11:30 am
Yeah, the Spanish were pretty liberal 🙂
elspeth
March 27, 2020 at 1:33 pm
I’m beyond being embarrassed by these people, and even I am stunned by the idiocy here. Does she know what communion even IS?
Will S.
March 27, 2020 at 1:36 pm
Apparently not; but then, she doesn’t know what a pastor is, either. 😉
red
March 27, 2020 at 6:28 pm
Gangbangers have their own unholy saints they pray to. Jesús Malverde (literally translating to Jesus Evilgreen), possibly born as Jesús Juarez Mazo (1870–1909) (pronounced [xeˈsus malˈβeɾ. ðe]), sometimes known as the “Cjuba Lord”, “angel of the poor”, or the “narco-saint”, is a folklore hero in the Mexican state of Sinaloa.
whites have there, as do blacks and Asians.
the great thing about Treyvon is the neolibs managed to turn most Hispanics against them. Remember that and laugh.