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Will S.
October 30, 2020 at 4:36 pm
Just in case YouTube pulls the above clip:
Dave
October 30, 2020 at 5:35 pm
I believe Joe Biden when he says he’s going to beat George Bush and become our next Senator!
“I’ll lead an effective strategy to mobilize true international overde pressure” Not sure what “overde” was supposed to be; he seems to start saying one thing and switch to something else. If you were one of the twenty people there, you could have looked over your shoulder at the three-foot high letters projected on his teleprompter.
Will S.
October 30, 2020 at 6:49 pm
Perhaps a teleprompter malfunction, or maybe Joe just can’t read clearly if the teleprompter is too fast for his senile ass. 😉
fuzziewuzziebear
October 30, 2020 at 5:50 pm
May God help us if he wins on Tuesday. I saw some results from the early voting and, though it was supposed to favor him by a wide margin, it hasn’t.
Will S.
October 30, 2020 at 6:50 pm
That’s encouraging.
Dave
October 30, 2020 at 6:02 pm
Been seeing ads on Youtube, sponsored by the Democrats, wherein some macho celebrity shouts at the viewer to “GET OUT THERE AND VOTE!!” with no mention of Biden or Harris in the audio or text credits. I guess they’re just trying to salvage some of the down-ticket races at this point.
Will S.
October 30, 2020 at 6:50 pm
Ah.
Will S.
October 30, 2020 at 7:07 pm
https://twitter.com/JayFiveK/status/1322012252640321537
awildgoose
October 31, 2020 at 11:49 am
I believe it.
Chronologically, Biden is a Silent, but his personality and intellect is as Boomer as it gets.
That’s pretty repellent to late Xers and younger.
The fake and lame HR lady/vice principal Kamala is even less appealing.
feeriker
October 31, 2020 at 10:51 am
Somebody still needs to ask Joe a public question about Barack Obama’s VEEP just to see how he answers.
Will S.
October 31, 2020 at 8:56 pm
😆
silentmick1
October 31, 2020 at 11:08 am
Joe is the face of the dimrat party: old, decrepit, demented and perpetually angry.
Will S.
October 31, 2020 at 8:56 pm
Exactly.
Will S.
October 31, 2020 at 11:47 pm