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Trans Women Can Now Buy a “Butt Baby” to Simulate Child Birth, Like Biological Women

30 Apr

(Hat tip: EA):

When the abortion law known as Roe v Wade’ got overturned by the Supreme Court back in June, the controversial decision pitted several conservative women against several liberal women. Now, amidst the deep divide amongst biological women nationwide, trans women are looking to join the conversation about childbirth. According to reports, scientists are already working on ways to transplant a biological woman’s womb to a trans woman’s body. In the meantime, there’s a new product on the market that will help trans woman simulate the feeling of giving birth to a child, and it’s called the “Butt Baby.” The prosthetic baby comes in three different colors: Black, White, and Brown. The prototypes are about 13 inches, and they have to be inserted into the rectum of a trans woman before exiting the same way they came in.*

Wouldn’t it be cheaper easier just to abuse codeine then try to shit? 😉

 

16 responses to “Trans Women Can Now Buy a “Butt Baby” to Simulate Child Birth, Like Biological Women

  1. feeriker

    May 1, 2024 at 12:08 am

    The mental illness metastasizes.

     
    • Will S.

      May 1, 2024 at 12:11 am

      Yeah.

       
  2. Farm Boy

    May 1, 2024 at 12:58 am

    there’s a new product on the market that will help trans woman simulate the feeling of giving birth to a child

    Why would you want to do that?

    Though Justin fits the bill as somebody it might be appropriate for. 

     
    • Will S.

      May 1, 2024 at 1:01 am

      🙂

       
  3. Farm Boy

    May 1, 2024 at 1:00 am

    The prosthetic baby comes in three different colors: Black, White, and Brown. 

    Is that enough diversity? I am thinking no

     
    • Will S.

      May 1, 2024 at 1:01 am

      Right? What about Asians? 😉

       
  4. Farm Boy

    May 1, 2024 at 1:04 am

    I am thinking that there might be a market for trans-women to somehow experience an abortion. 

     
  5. Steiner

    May 1, 2024 at 2:36 am

    How shit ridden it has all become.

    Reading about Patriot Front glowy bois flying the flag upside down.

    Leave the World Behind in the fall? (predictive programming)

    It will get blamed on the externals when it is quisling traitors all the way down.

    Drove the Chevy to the Levy American pie.

    CCP/PLAN is already in Canada, USA and Mexico.

    Societies that are too fat and stupid to exist get put out of misery.

     
    • Will S.

      May 1, 2024 at 2:47 am

      Yeah.

       
    • awildgoose

      May 1, 2024 at 6:29 am

      The cartels, MS-13, Al-Shebab, Al-Qaeda, Republican Guards, FSB, and everyone else all have sleeper cells on the ground in North America too.

       
  6. Elspeth

    May 1, 2024 at 10:53 am

    Having actually experienced both of the referenced bodily functions (LOL!), I can assure these dudes with absolute certainty that what they are experiencing via “butt babies” is NOT a simulation of the birthing experience. They are wasting their money and damaging their colons for nothing.

    ew, yuck, blech, barf…

     
    • Farm Boy

      May 1, 2024 at 11:00 am

      I am sure that they will have a shitty experience

       
    • bluebird of bitterness

      May 1, 2024 at 4:19 pm

      You took the words right out of my mouth.

       
    • Will S.

      May 1, 2024 at 4:30 pm

      Yeah.

       

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