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fuzziewuzziebear
August 8, 2020 at 10:03 am
It’s not that crazy! Nevadans see slot machines everywhere. Grocery stores are common. Conveniences store would work too.
Will S.
August 8, 2020 at 10:04 am
lol
feeriker
August 8, 2020 at 11:40 am
Since brothels are also legal in Nevada and churchian franchises aren’t real churches…
Will S.
August 8, 2020 at 11:55 am
Yep.
fuzziewuzziebear
August 9, 2020 at 3:04 am
I never saw a slot machine in a church. They are terribly noisy, to the point of being obnoxious. 🙂
Dave
August 8, 2020 at 1:26 pm
Hastily-written laws sprout all sorts of unintended consequences. According to “The War on Demon Rum”, a book about the events leading up to Prohibition, one city passed a law that only hotels could serve liquor. Not wanting to go out of business, every bar added the legal minimum of ten guest rooms of the legal minimum size of eight feet square and became a “hotel”.
Then they thought, what shall we do with these unoccupied rooms, now that we have them? Our customers don’t need rooms to drink in. And thus the new law led to a boom in prostitution!
Will S.
August 8, 2020 at 2:35 pm
Figures…
fuzziewuzziebear
August 9, 2020 at 3:06 am
I can just see that happening and I can see Carrie nation blowing her stack over it. *Laugh*
Will S.
August 9, 2020 at 5:29 pm
lol
feeriker
August 9, 2020 at 3:52 pm
[Slot machines] are terribly noisy, to the point of being obnoxious. 🙂
No more obnoxious than the nonsensical noise that comes out of the mouths of churchian CEOs in the pulpit on Sunday mornings.
Will S.
August 9, 2020 at 5:30 pm
True!