I’ve never been part of such bachelor parties as that magazine discusses, either

Every bachelor party I've been to has been something like eat wings and play poker or go paintballing or gocarting, then eat wings.

Once, the heavy drinker in our friend group vomited from drunkenness.

There's like a parallel society that I'm completely disconnected from. https://t.co/SHRC11Z0s3

— Free Northerner (@FreeNortherner) May 25, 2023

Notice how the women’s mag talks about ‘letting’ their fiances have strippers, as if they’re their bosses, granting them a favour (note: not endorsing the behaviour, just pointing out their female entitlement mentality…)

70% of bachelor parties have cheating and yet I've never been to a bachelor party where women were present, except perhaps the waitress at the local pub, let alone involved in anyway.

It's like the KotH joke.https://t.co/r6T53HQ1Fw

— Free Northerner (@FreeNortherner) May 25, 2023

Similar experience for me; the most fun bachelor party I was part of, involved a nice dinner at a decent casual dining restaurant, then playing laser tag, then drinking a few pints at a bar afterwards.

I didn’t even have a bachelor party; too old for such.

I ate a burger at a fast food place with my groomsmen, because we were hungry after the rehearsal.

It doesn’t get any duller than that, and I wouldn’t have had it any other way. 🙂