“That’s not happening, and it’s a good thing it is!”

07 Feb

4 responses to ““That’s not happening, and it’s a good thing it is!”

  1. fitzhamilton

    February 7, 2023 at 1:23 am

    They’re soon going to be performing ritualized abortions, raping children and burning people in wicker cages on stage, eviscerating them atop pyramids pulling their still beating hearts from their chests decapitating them and rolling their heads off into the delirious chanting audience, all broadcast live during primetime.

    But it will be post modern performance art, ironically satanic, satan merely being a mythical literary trope symbolic of personal freedom and compassion battling narrow minded Christian fascism. So calm down there, don’t fall into an absurd satanic panic now, you silly conspiracy theorizing fundamentalist nutjob..

    • Will S.

      February 7, 2023 at 7:45 am


  2. Joseph A.

    February 8, 2023 at 11:23 pm

    Popular television show for American toddlers:

    Millstones . . .

    • Will S.

      February 8, 2023 at 11:35 pm

      Alas; indeed…


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