Actual real issues with women that are obviously apparent from watching Hallmark Christmas Movies:
— Giordano Lives (@giordano_lives) December 5, 2022
– Women in their 30s are lonely and long for domesticity, marriage
– They've been uprooted and forced to live in a corporate diaspora hell. They want their hometowns, communities pic.twitter.com/x5jMABSLgM
– They were all deeply scarred by their parents' divorces, which is why all the main characters have at least one dead parent
— Giordano Lives (@giordano_lives) December 5, 2022
– The fact that every streaming svc is shoveling these movies out seems to suggest that these issues are far more real than the fake famenist stuff pic.twitter.com/HbEqzOmrIR
I FEAR THAT THESE 'HIT-THE-WALLMARK CHRISTMAS MOVIES' ARE PROGRAMMING WOMONS TO BEGIN SEEKING A MATE AFTER SPENDING THEIR PRIME YEARS WORKING IN A BIG CITY OFFICE. THIS RELATIONSHIP WILL THEN BE CHILDLESS DUE TO WOMON'S AGE.
— 𝗕𝗔𝗗𝗜𝗧𝗨𝗗𝗘 (@CyberWorld2K) December 5, 2022
My MIL had these on like 18hrs a day a few years ago and I would casually google the two romantic leads. The women were usually 37-39 and the men were usually 33-35. Very specific fantasy on screen.
— granite⛰ (@gran1te_mtn) December 5, 2022
My wife watches all these movies. Another trend I’ve noticed is that they have dialed back the attractiveness of the female lead. In the past they were always hot, now they’re average looks and overweight.
— Decline Enjoyer -No Joggers (@DeclineEnjoyer) December 5, 2022
Look no further than the OP tweet: that’s a pretty big mismatch.
— granite⛰ (@gran1te_mtn) December 5, 2022
He is practically the Christmas gigachad lol
— Giordano Lives (@giordano_lives) December 5, 2022
Have they dialed back the attractiveness of the male lead in those films?
— Dick Hammer (@NoneOfY22066597) December 5, 2022
No lmao the point is every chubby makeup cakrd ran thru faux Christian 37 yo corporate woman deserves a gigachad to wife her up
— ball tanner (@ballssunner) December 5, 2022
If they actually wanted this, it is freely and easily available. They don’t. They would far prefer to be Jeff Bezos’ fifth favorite mistress.
— HQ Atlanta (@hqatlanta) December 5, 2022
What you may be getting at is women desperately want to have the reigns of her life wrenched from her with no legal recourse.
She wants this & she wants Christian Grey to run her over with his car
— Bennett's Phylactery (@extradeadjcb) December 5, 2022
She might as well be drawing you a map https://t.co/kqhWrEirJN
Patriactionary 
electricangel
December 5, 2022 at 10:37 am
The number of corporate/working women watching Hallmark is extreme. Women do what they’re told, and the corporatocracy has been telling them to work for years. Their hearts lie elsewhere, of course, but there’s no un-sleeping with all the guys in their 20s and there’s no recovery from alpha widowhood.
feeriker
December 5, 2022 at 11:01 am
There’s no recovery from alpha widowhood.
This is the essential fact, one that every non-Chad needs to have ready to fire at every wall-bound ex-CC rider looking for a betabux provider.
Will S.
December 5, 2022 at 2:57 pm
Yeah.
feeriker
December 5, 2022 at 10:59 am
If intelligent men wete inclined to waste academic effort on such things, one of them could write a doctoral dissertation on these chick flicks.
Will S.
December 5, 2022 at 2:57 pm
If one has a good grant, sure… 😉
dave snope
December 5, 2022 at 2:28 pm
The only one of those movies even worth watching as a joke is Xander’s Christmas Dog, aka “A Golden Christmas.” All women want a golden retriever to fetch them a man, right?
Will S.
December 5, 2022 at 2:57 pm
lol
awildgoose
December 5, 2022 at 4:13 pm
The most unrealistic ones feature some used up late-30s air stewardess that desperately wants to settle down in her podunk hometown with a hard-working blue-collar giga-Chad.
Will S.
December 5, 2022 at 6:10 pm
Yeah.
freemattpodcast
December 5, 2022 at 5:01 pm
Are they going to make one where a 40 something never been married woman marries her best friend out of desperation?
Will S.
December 5, 2022 at 6:11 pm
lol
They also never make them about these women who ‘marry themselves’, weddings with no groom…
fuzziewuzziebear
December 5, 2022 at 6:36 pm
I think that the feminist ideal has just hit a brick wall.
Sorry, feminists.
Will S.
December 5, 2022 at 10:07 pm
So tragic, not! 🙂
professorGBFMtm
December 6, 2022 at 8:25 pm
”There’s no recovery from alpha widowhood.”
I believe that as my first GF went almost total bananas(I.E. after learning of feminism through quote ”great feminist theorists’ books at age 14” as she said on her first website a decade+ ago that she left dormant later and after 12 years in college to become a Ph.D.) after we split because she had to move away with her parents to a certain northern state(that my grandmother by chance first lived in after she moved from
‘O Canada with her father & his new wife in the 1910s).
She knew we’d NEVER see each other again& told me she wanted us to run away together (later she basically ran away by herself from reality through feminism.)
Which I almost agreed to do BUT then I thought ”what if she gets harmed out on the streets?”, I already knew about child molesters at a young age and they’d try to go after kids on the streets.
Remember when most of the MANosphere use to talk about them a lot!?
Will S.
December 6, 2022 at 8:32 pm
🙂
cameron232
December 8, 2022 at 1:35 pm
“She wants this & she wants Christian Grey to run her over with his car”
LMFAO that’s funny!!!!!
Will S.
December 8, 2022 at 2:59 pm
🙂