05 Dec

14 responses to “Oof

  1. electricangel

    December 5, 2022 at 1:50 pm

    She meant nothing to him.

  2. dave snope

    December 5, 2022 at 2:14 pm

    Even her cats are ashamed at how narcisistic this is. Plus they’re upset she wasted all that money she could have used to feed them more.

  3. feeriker

    December 5, 2022 at 2:20 pm

    .yzarC tihstaB

  4. fuzziewuzziebear

    December 5, 2022 at 6:23 pm

    Another alpha widow bites the dust! Why can’t women figure this out?

    • Will S.

      December 5, 2022 at 10:05 pm

      The ones who don’t, are just stupid.

      • fuzziewuzziebear

        December 5, 2022 at 10:44 pm

        They are not only stupid, they are entitled. They are 6 out of 10s believing they are 8s and deserving of male tens. Men can’t argue this with reason. The Tibetan Yak girl keeps looking better and better.

      • Will S.

        December 5, 2022 at 10:57 pm


  5. Jack

    December 5, 2022 at 7:41 pm

    Why would she think this would get her ex to contact her? Jealousy? If anything, it’s a “stay away” sign. There’s something evil about her thinking and she’s projecting that onto him. That’s probably why he wants nothing to do with her.

  6. fitzhamilton

    December 5, 2022 at 11:48 pm

    “On account of narcissistic vanity, I showed up in bridal couture, and paid for a black tie affair..You were the last one to know, you never even showed, you didn’t even care I was there.. I saw the surprise and amusement in all your friends’ eyes, after they read about it in the Daily Mail.. They toasted you, said honey you two are through, and we think you’re pathetic and laaaaame.. “

    They could write a great country song about this. But it would have to be from the dude’s point of view, because no woman performer would be able to inhabit the song, to either handle making fun of herself to the bathic degree necessary for a comedic take, or coping with the nihilistic existential overload of a tragic one.. Female dignity makes embracing dark comedy impossible, and female fragility makes expressing tragedy difficult..

    I have never once felt the urge to contact a former girlfriend when I hear she’s married someone else.. What man in his right mind would debase himself spiritually by responding to this nonsense? Garth Brooks, I guess.. Which just goes to show that Garth is a total gamma.


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