RSS

They can move if that makes them uncomfortable

14 May
Or don’t drive Uber.
 

21 responses to “They can move if that makes them uncomfortable

  1. freemattpodcast

    May 14, 2022 at 10:34 am

    “Where do you hail from, f*ckin’ pussy?”

     
  2. feeriker

    May 14, 2022 at 10:40 am

    Usually I wouldn’t need to ask someone “where they’re from” as one of the following gives it away: 1) their accent, 2) their attitude, or 3) their body odor.

    What I might, with the evolution of current events, be very much inclined to ask them is 1) “How did you get here – legally or illegally?” and 2) “Why don’t you go the fuck back home?”

     
    • Dharmicreality

      May 14, 2022 at 11:13 am

      I know where she and her ilk hail from and trust me I don’t want them back.

       
      • feeriker

        May 14, 2022 at 12:56 pm

        I can’t say that I blame you one bit.

         
    • Will S.

      May 14, 2022 at 1:05 pm

      🙂

       
  3. electricangel

    May 14, 2022 at 11:15 am

    One difference between cabbies and Uber: Uber drivers are MUCH more PC, because they’re traceable. cabbies, even in NYC, used to be somewhere to the right of Genghis Khan.

     
  4. jorgen

    May 14, 2022 at 12:08 pm

    I mean if you don’t let me ask where you’re from I’ll just guess.

     
    • feeriker

      May 14, 2022 at 12:59 pm

      Sometimes it’s fun to “light people’s fires” by telling them that they must be from some country that is their people’s sworn, mortal enemy. For example, saying to someone you know to be Greek or Armenian “you must be Turkish!”, or to an Arab “You’re Israeli, right?”

       
      • Will S.

        May 14, 2022 at 1:07 pm

        I once asked a Serb if he was Albanian. Hilarity ensued. 😉

         
  5. feeriker

    May 14, 2022 at 1:11 pm

    I once asked a Serb if he was Albanian. Hilarity ensued. 😉

    😅😅😆😆🤣🤣😂😂

    Even better yet is if you speak some of the language of their mortal enemy and start speaking it to them as if it’s their native tongue. Bonus points if they recognize/understand it and get infuriated over it.

     
    • Will S.

      May 14, 2022 at 1:16 pm

      lol

       
    • Will S.

      May 14, 2022 at 1:18 pm

      A friend of mine suggests renaming their country as ‘East’ or ‘North’ whatever; e.g. calling Serbia ‘North Albania’. 😉

       
      • feeriker

        May 14, 2022 at 2:48 pm

        🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

         
  6. fuzziewuzziebear

    May 14, 2022 at 1:57 pm

    And I thought I was a mean bear. Where are you from? Kamchatka,a good place for bears. Or, Jellystone Park. Depends on how sociable I feel. 🙂

     
    • Will S.

      May 14, 2022 at 2:09 pm

      🙂

       
    • feeriker

      May 14, 2022 at 2:50 pm

      I wonder how an introduction would go between a Russian “medved” from Siberia and an American bear from Jellystone Park?

       
      • fuzziewuzziebear

        May 14, 2022 at 3:25 pm

        Probably pretty well. Bears are surprisingly social.

         
  7. awildgoose

    May 14, 2022 at 8:17 pm

    Maybe they should switch to Door Dash or Instacart if they can’t handle basic small talk.

     

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

 
%d bloggers like this: