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What if Mary not only Heard but Answered Prayer?

23 Dec
What if Mary not only Heard but Answered Prayer?

Love this poke at that song. 🙂

Old Life

Mary did you know that your baby boy would one day walk on water?

Mary: if he turned the water into wine first, yes.

Mary did you know that your baby boy would save our sons and daughters?

Mary: “daughters” is not an exact rhyme of “water.”

Did you know that your baby boy has come to make you new?

Mary: as I indicated in the Magnificat, I thought God was fulfilling something old. (“as he spoke to our fathers, to Abraham and to his offspring forever”)

This child that you delivered, will soon deliver you.

Mary: I see what you did there.

Mary did you know that your baby boy would give sight to a blind man?

Mary: technically, he was not a baby boy when he healed the blind man.

Mary did you know that your baby boy would calm the storm with…

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4 Comments

Posted by on December 23, 2021 in humour, on the lighter side

 

4 responses to “What if Mary not only Heard but Answered Prayer?

  1. feeriker

    December 23, 2021 at 4:22 pm

     
    • fuzziewuzziebear

      December 23, 2021 at 5:18 pm

      This may be it, but it was written for children. I just linked it to an email to a cleric. It can’t possibly offend.

       
      • feeriker

        December 23, 2021 at 5:38 pm

        Aw, how cute. 😊

         
      • fuzziewuzziebear

        December 23, 2021 at 6:01 pm

        I like animals. They have no restraint about expressing joy.

         

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