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“So… come here often?”

11 Jun
Should he chat up the cute Catholic girl, or focus on what he’s gonna tell the priest?
 
21 Comments

Posted by on June 11, 2021 in Game, humour, on the lighter side

 

21 responses to ““So… come here often?”

  1. Jack

    June 11, 2021 at 3:51 am

    What’s he afraid of?

     
    • Will S.

      June 11, 2021 at 9:43 am

      Maybe looking like he’s taking advantage of the situation or irreverent?

       
  2. Elspeth

    June 11, 2021 at 7:18 am

    I could see how an attempt to talk to her might be perceived as irreverent. The confession line is very different from standing in line at the bank.

    Do people still stand in lines at banks?

     
    • Will S.

      June 11, 2021 at 9:44 am

      Indeed.

      Up here we do. 🙂

       
  3. Gerry T. Neal

    June 11, 2021 at 8:30 am

    It might give him something to tell the priest. 😉

     
    • Will S.

      June 11, 2021 at 9:44 am

      Ha! 🙂

       
    • feeriker

      June 11, 2021 at 10:45 am

      Her, too.

       
      • jorgen b

        June 11, 2021 at 3:01 pm

        So, whatcha here to confess? I hope its not fornication, because then you clearly are not wife material and I was hoping to wife you up.

        See? Its easy to know what to say to the hottie in line for confessional when you are a godly man.

         
      • Will S.

        June 11, 2021 at 3:18 pm

        🙂

         
  4. electricangel

    June 11, 2021 at 8:36 am

    Well, we know she’s a sinner, so you know she will likely sin again. Of course, planning to have her do so is also a sin. Problems.

    I’ve joked with the priest that after confession I’m going to have to go walk past that line of sinners on the way out. That line is very long and goes back to the Garden and forward to Judgment.

     
    • Will S.

      June 11, 2021 at 9:46 am

      Yeah, everyone’s a sinner, even the saved. 🙂

       
  5. zerothposition

    June 11, 2021 at 8:58 am

    Just another thing or two to confess, perhaps.

     
    • Will S.

      June 11, 2021 at 9:47 am

      That could be very handy – if you’re waiting in line for confession, but aren’t sure if you have anything to tell, look at the members of the opposite sex in line, and then you may have something! 😉

       
  6. jorgen b

    June 11, 2021 at 3:02 pm

    somehow my comments end up as replies when they arent

     
    • Will S.

      June 11, 2021 at 3:10 pm

      I don’t know why, sometimes WP messes them up.

       
  7. fuzziewuzziebear

    June 11, 2021 at 11:37 pm

    You could talk about anything except why you are there. Church used to be a good place to meet the opposite sex. It isn’t anymore because women don’t want the whole congregation to know if doesn’t work out.

     
    • Will S.

      June 12, 2021 at 12:01 am

      That is a real problem; last time I went steady with a girl in the church to which I belonged, she made me agree to keep it on the down low – didn’t stop the hens from guessing and gossipping as hens will do… And I’ve noticed a reluctance on the part of other young women to date men actually from their own congregation. So I went outside of my congregation. Has worked for me.

       
      • freemattpodcast

        June 12, 2021 at 9:07 am

        I know of one guy who married someone from the congregation (young folks). It didnt work out. He doesnt come around anymore. Most folks blamed him.

        Its a gamble these days.
        Most guys I know will tell you that most of the women they run into at church are the “fixing their lives, born again types” that screwed things up when they were younger. (single moms, party girls that run out of options).

         
      • Will S.

        June 12, 2021 at 9:50 am

        Ah.

        That isn’t so much a problem in my kind of church – not evangelical, but trad Reformed; most of the people in the church grew up in it.

         
      • fuzziewuzziebear

        June 13, 2021 at 12:17 am

        You should be able to date in your church. You should be able to find a girl in your hometown. Somebody is making things more difficult than they need to be.

         
      • Will S.

        June 13, 2021 at 12:24 am

        That is how the powers that be want it.

         

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