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Oh no; not that!

19 Apr
😂

“Don’t taze me, bro!” becomes “Don’t shoot me, sis!”

 

9 responses to “Oh no; not that!

  1. fuzziewuzziebear

    April 19, 2021 at 7:11 pm

    It is not that much of a laughing matter. Female cops are not too sharp on defense, so they are quick to resort to weapons.

     
    • Will S.

      April 19, 2021 at 7:17 pm

      Not laughing at victim; laughing at our society for its stupidity in elevating such women to positions to which they are clearly unsuited.

       
      • fuzziewuzziebear

        April 19, 2021 at 7:26 pm

        Youtube took it down, but there was a funny video of three Swedish female cops trying to subdue a man smaller than any of them. It was a big fail. There is a Youtuber who worked as a cop in Northern California and retired to Texas. He calls them “quota hires”.

         
      • Will S.

        April 19, 2021 at 7:29 pm

        Saw the vid before; hilarious!

         
    • feeriker

      April 19, 2021 at 11:59 pm

      Hell is protected and served by female cops.

       
      • fuzziewuzziebear

        April 20, 2021 at 12:04 am

        That would make it Hell. Yikes!

         
  2. Gerry T. Neal

    April 19, 2021 at 11:22 pm

    When the Himalayan peasant meets the he-bear in his stride,
    He shouts to scare the monster, who will often turn aside,
    But the she-bear thus accosted rends the peasant tooth and nail
    For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.

    When Nag the basking cobra hears the careless foot of man,
    He will sometimes wriggle sideways and avoid it if he can.
    But his mate makes no such motion where she camps beside the trail.
    For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.

    When the early Jesuit fathers preached to Hurons and Choctaws,
    They prayed to be delivered from the vengeance of the squaws.
    ‘Twas the women, not the warriors, turned those stark enthusiasts pale.
    For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.

    Man’s timid heart is bursting with the things he must not say,
    For the Woman that God gave him isn’t his to give away;
    But when hunter meets with husbands, each confirms the other’s tale—
    The female of the species is more deadly than the male.

    – Rudyard Kipling

     

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