So next time you leave your car running and unlocked while you dash into the store, take your child with you and be a more responsible careless idiot. š
And the car was recovered later in Portland, so allās well that ends well. š
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Nuke1776
January 19, 2021 at 12:05 pm
Wow, honor amongst thieves, huh? The threat to call the cops on the lady is too perfect, especially as he still drove away with the car!
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Will S.
January 19, 2021 at 12:06 pm
Right?
LOL! š
fuzziewuzziebear
January 19, 2021 at 1:27 pm
He needs to be a more careful thief. š
Will S.
January 19, 2021 at 2:04 pm
lol
c matt
January 19, 2021 at 1:45 pm
well . . . he’s not wrong. So who will get the movie rights? “One thief and a baby.”
Will S.
January 19, 2021 at 2:04 pm
Ha! š
fuzziewuzziebear
January 19, 2021 at 2:21 pm
The photo does remind me of my niece at that age. I did leave her in the car to run videos into the store, but I made sure the car was locked. She went to sleep two minutes into the trip.
Will S.
January 19, 2021 at 2:23 pm
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Elspeth
January 19, 2021 at 4:44 pm
LOL! Only in Portlandia. (I’ve never seen that show, but the title has always struck me as amusing).
Will S.
January 19, 2021 at 4:47 pm
Yep. š
I watched a couple of episodes of that show; it was okay; a decent enough send-up of Portland, though from a still liberal perspective.