Nicholas Strakon: Protesting the Maskite tyranny

01 Aug

Strakon finds a great way to protest:

Nicholas Strakon: Protesting the Maskite tyranny. I’ve been frustrated in my attempts to find good Anti-Maskism protest masks until just now, when I stumbled across the Holy Grail thanks to an ad I spotted on Facebook r an outfit called Gossgear. Some of the items hit the spot, such as the one pictured on the right. The masks are a tad expensive at $17 apiece. But, you know, sometimes you’ve just got to spend the money.

Those who aren’t fans of slogans may want to go the frightfulness route. I figure a frightful mask is almost as good as one emblazoned with some explicit protest. How about a Hannibal Lecter mask, from Redbubble? If you order four or more, the masks are $9.99 apiece. Otherwise, $12.49.

If you’d like to breathe easier, you might check out Etsy, which offers macramé masks, lace masks, and mesh masks. None, of course, offers any protection against the Magic Virus — so they’re no different in that respect from the “normal” masks.

Remember, the tyrants have not handed down instructions about the actual design of the face diaper you must wear. Just that you must wear one, to demonstrate your subservience. Wearing one of these alternative masks may take some of the sting out of that.

As for the tyrants, I venture to paraphrase Psalm 109:8: “Let their days be few; and let no one take their office.” Ω

Late-breaking: Here’s another source of alternative masks for you. And another yet, Plague Doctors …!I believe I shall now call it a day.


20 responses to “Nicholas Strakon: Protesting the Maskite tyranny

  1. fuzziewuzziebear

    August 1, 2020 at 4:29 am

    On the previous thread, I said that I did hope to get through without a mask, but as of a few days ago, they are ordered. I have no idea where to get one. I guess that my grocery store will help in that regard.

    • Will S.

      August 1, 2020 at 9:20 am

      As long as I could, I resisted.

      But then it became impossible.

      Get one online, through these guys! Send a message. 🙂

  2. feeriker

    August 1, 2020 at 1:59 pm

    Order these in bulk and wear the hell of them everywhere.

    • fuzziewuzziebear

      August 1, 2020 at 8:10 pm

      To borrow from the Monty Python spam skit, “I am not a Nazi!”
      I had thought of wearing a bandana and if anyone wanted to know who I am, answer, “Cole Younger”.

    • Will S.

      August 2, 2020 at 11:18 pm


  3. fuzziewuzziebear

    August 2, 2020 at 12:33 am

    Speaking of Nazis, there is a new term in the lexicon, Mask Nazis. This video is on multiple sources and I have seen it on two. Beware they are violent, entitled, and self righteous.

    • Will S.

      August 2, 2020 at 11:26 pm

      I couldn’t see the whole video at present; tried to watch it on CC but couldn’t follow it well; why did she throw coffee on the guy?

      • fuzziewuzziebear

        August 3, 2020 at 12:55 am

        She objected to his not wearing a mask while he was eating. Dumping coffee on him was her response.

      • Will S.

        August 3, 2020 at 7:31 am

        While he was eating? Crazy bitch!

      • Will S.

        August 3, 2020 at 7:32 am

        And they’re outdoors, no? Sheesh!

        God confound these insane moralistic self-righteous women. May some of them be sent away from this Earth.

  4. fuzziewuzziebear

    August 2, 2020 at 3:10 am

    It is already here! Jackpot! Karen librarians enforcing mask policy in Idaho meet civil disobedience.

    • feeriker

      August 2, 2020 at 11:37 am

      I’m eagerly awaiting the first “Karen fatality.” Seriously, the “Karen Plague” will continue to spread until some of these verminous creatures suffer lethal consequences for their anti-social behavior.

      • fuzziewuzziebear

        August 2, 2020 at 9:26 pm

        When it comes to Karen, the best outcome for me is to see her put in handcuffs and hauled off to jail. It’s almost enough to make me sorry for the cops. 🙂
        There probably will be a Karen fatality in the future. I hope it is the result of earning a Darwin award.

    • Will S.

      August 2, 2020 at 11:29 pm

      Skimmed, again, CC, without sound, what was the upshot?

      • fuzziewuzziebear

        August 3, 2020 at 12:59 am

        The short version is that the board of directors of the library decided to put a mask policy in place without any legal basis. The cops upheld the policy. There were at least twenty people there to protest.

      • Will S.

        August 3, 2020 at 7:34 am

        All that is necessary, is for people to swarm the library by the hundreds at the same time, sans masks. The police will not be able to deal with them. Especially if some cry ‘Racism!’, then the cops will back down. 😉

  5. fuzziewuzziebear

    August 3, 2020 at 1:00 am

    I don’t know where else to put this. I wonder what it would be like to live in a country not dominated by identity groups?

  6. fuzziewuzziebear

    August 3, 2020 at 1:20 am

    Will S.,
    A few weeks ago, you wanted to know about how all this controversy attached to this Youtuber. She wandered into a city motor pool yard/shop and the last person out of there did not button up. They left the doors unlocked and the gate wide open. They were so embarrassed that they had to charge her with something. Here is the updated video.


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