Officials in Panama have ratcheted up social-distancing measures, saying women and men must undergo quarantines on different days.
Women can leave their homes to get necessities on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. Men can go outside for the same on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays. Everyone must remain at home on Sundays.
But what if a Panamanian identifies as a woman on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, as a man on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays, and as genderqueer on Sundays?
Other ways to schedule outings for easy enforcibility? Black and white and Asian days? Hahaha. Young, middle aged, and old? Boundaries are fuzzy, but still useful, young cannot fake old and vice versa. Fat people and thin people? Tall and short? Tattooed versus no visible tattoos?
Ya gotta laugh! 🙂