Don’t worry; as bad as it is, it can still get worse

13 Nov


In any case, I don’t think we’re anywhere near peak Woke just yet. So how will we know? Here’s a partial list of what to watch out for:

1.  Zoo animals are given sex-change operations.
2.  Sexually molesting prepubescent children is legal.
3.  Legalizing marriage between animals and children is the current cause célèbre.
4.  People applying for jobs must have their DNA checked to make sure they don’t have too much white blood.
5.  Churches are stormed by violent mobs and have their tax-exempt status removed if they don’t agree to bless the marriages of homosexuals to each other, or humans to animals.
6.  Membership in the Catholic Church, or a more conservative evangelical sect, is grounds for dismissal from your job, and may result in a visit from concerned FBI agents or local police.
7.  The entire U.S. Women’s Olympic team is composed of creatures with a Y chromosome.
8.  Statutes require “jazz hands” instead of clapping in public venues.
9.  Furries are a protected class.
10.  Child molesters are a protected class.
11.  Ex-convicts are a protected class.
12.  People who have sex with animals are a protected class.
13.  Thirteen-year-olds can vote.
14.  Illegal immigrants can vote.
15.  Animals can vote — and sue — through their appointed representatives.
16.  And last, but not least:

Normal, heterosexual people are regarded as perverts. Ω


15 responses to “Don’t worry; as bad as it is, it can still get worse

  1. 666 genders

    November 14, 2019 at 1:33 am

    it’s always darkest before it goes pitch black.

  2. WowJustWow

    November 14, 2019 at 9:17 am

  3. Dave

    November 14, 2019 at 11:08 am

    It’s a race between memetic evolution and genetic evolution. The memetic hare outruns the genetic tortoise but ultimately loses the race when it runs out of other people’s children to indoctrinate.

    You might ask, why are they opposed? Why don’t pro-natal memes have a survival advantage? Well they do, in the long run, but in the short run, spreading memes is faster than raising children, so the latter activity is selected against.

    • Will S.

      November 15, 2019 at 12:47 am

      I guess we’re gonna find out! 😦

  4. info

    November 15, 2019 at 6:16 am

    Sexual identity makes sexual minority groups possible. As is the misclassification of adolescents as “children” which is nonsense of course which makes the argument “children are sexual” possible leading to the above.

    We need a rectification of names where words must match reality lest we get manipulated through language.

    • Will S.

      November 15, 2019 at 11:28 pm


      • info

        November 16, 2019 at 7:18 am

        God have mercy on the sinful nations of the west. May he do what it takes to draw people to himself. Even a faithful remnant as to the 7000 who have not bowed their knees to Baal.

        We must pray that this may be so. God may do extraordinary things yet. As he parted the Red Sea.

      • Will S.

        November 16, 2019 at 9:53 am


  5. exlib

    November 15, 2019 at 11:50 pm

    I think 11 and 14 may really happen.

  6. Will S.

    November 16, 2019 at 12:55 am

    Oh, probably… 😐

  7. feeriker

    November 16, 2019 at 1:45 pm

    God have mercy on the sinful nations of the west.

    I have to be honest: I’m finding it harder and harder with each passing day to say this with any conviction. I, a mere weak mortal sinner, cannot even begin to comprehend the depth and breadth of God’s mercy and most certainly should be grateful for it. However, it makes less and less sense to me, the more I look around me and see the direction in which the world is going. From where I sit right now, I could not blame the Almighty at all for visiting the most unimaginably horrible suffering and damnation upon all of us in the West (I sometimes wonder if God’s promise in Genesis to never send another Great Flood was because He knew that it would be too merciful and painless for what we would deserve at that point).

    All of that said, I don’t doubt for a millisecond that every one of the items on this “List of Woke” will come to pass even sooner than we all imagine, with some additions to it too horrible for any of us to even conceive of. All I can bring myself to say is “God help those of us trying to live righteous lives in the midst of supreme tribulation.”


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