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Chinese corporate slavemaster who makes his employees work six 12 hour shifts per week encourages them to have long sex marathons on each of those workdays

13 May

You can’t make this shit up

Alibaba founder Jack Ma urges his employees and their partners to ‘have sex marathons every day’ at a group wedding

  • China’s richest man gave was giving a toast during Alibaba staff’s group wedding
  • Remarks were a wordplay on the controversial ‘996’ work schedule at the firm
  • ‘In life, we should follow ‘669’: Six days, six times. The key is duration,’ Ma says
  • In Chinese, the word ‘nine’, or ‘jiu’, is a homophone with the word for ‘long’
  • Bizarre marital advice has sparked criticism with many net users calling it lewd

Jack Ma, founder and chairman of online marketplace Alibaba, has sparked criticism after advising his newlywed employees to have sex six times in six days.

Ma, also China‘s richest man, was speaking at his company’s mass wedding which takes place every year on ‘Ali Day’ on May 10 at the company’s headquarters in Hangzhou, east China.

‘At work, we emphasize the spirit of 996. In life, we should follow 669,’ Ma said. His remarks were a wordplay on the firm’s controversial 996 work schedule, which expects staff to submit to 12-hour shifts between 9am and 9pm during a six-day week.

‘What is 669? Six days, six times, with duration being the key,’ Ma said to the 102 couples dressed in wedding dresses and suits at the ceremony. In Chinese, the word ‘nine’ is a homophone with the word for ‘long’.

The quote was posted to Alibaba’s official page on Weibo with a winking emoji, which drew widespread criticism from net users.

‘Making a lewd joke in public and notoriously promoting it – are you being responsible to minors? Thumbs down this time,’ one highly rated comment read.

‘This is just revolting,’ another comment said.

‘Is this funny? Not one bit,’ one person said.

‘Who on earth would have the energy to 669 at home after 996 during work?’ one user said.

As the officiant at the ceremony, the 54-year-old founder also urged the new couples to procreate, calling children a better investment that property.

‘The first KPI of marriage is to have results. There must be products. What is the product? Have children,’ Ma said.

‘Marriage is not for the purpose of accumulating wealth, not for buying a house, not for buying a car, but for having a child together,’ he added.

His message comes amid a dwindling birth rate in China and an increasing pressure on the country’s slowing economy.

The number of babies born in 2018 fell by two million to 15.23 million – marking the lowest birth rate since 1961, despite Beijing relaxing its one-child policy in 2016.

However, many couples have opted not to have babies due to concerns including rising housing prices and access to high-quality education.

Ma, a former English teacher who co-founded Alibaba in 1999 and has become China’s richest man, said he and early employees regularly worked long hours.

Defending the Chinese work practice of 996 last month, Ma called the long hours a ‘huge blessing’.

‘Many companies and many people don’t have the opportunity to work 996. If you don’t work 996 when you are young, when can you ever work 996?’,’ he said in remarks posted on the company’s social media account.

‘Let me ask everyone, if you don’t put out more time and energy than others, how can you achieve the success you want?’ he questioned. China’s Labor Law stipulates that average work hours cannot exceed 40 hours a week.

MailOnline has reached out to Alibaba for comment.

I’m pleased to hear that China’s birthrate has dwindled. May that trend continue further; goodness knows there’s more than enough of them…

And all the pep talks in the world won’t motivate overworked, overtired people to make the beast with two backs if they haven’t any energy.

So go ahead and keep working your corporate slaves to death, idiot overlord tycoon… Help eventually bring about an end to China’s global clout. 😉

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5 responses to “Chinese corporate slavemaster who makes his employees work six 12 hour shifts per week encourages them to have long sex marathons on each of those workdays

  1. Will S.

    May 13, 2019 at 6:55 pm

    Kill the lights and put your nightdress on
    Have a last cigarette and leave one out for the morn’
    Kill the lights babe, I’m too damn tired
    We can’t fuck tonight, I work a double tomorrow

     
  2. feeriker

    May 13, 2019 at 10:42 pm

    Only in a nation of conformists droids would a guy like Ma or his company exist.

    Of course, this is what TPTB here have in mind for us (that is, wage slavery, minus wanting us to turbosex ourselves to reproduce).

    Wholly concur with your hope that China experiences a Japanese-type population implosion.

     
    • Will S.

      May 13, 2019 at 10:53 pm

      One longs for a return to communist orthodoxy in China. Alas, they’re too much about making money, good old capitalists, for that…

       
  3. info

    May 14, 2019 at 3:58 am

    Reminds me of:

     

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