We hate you; but please stay!

11 Apr

‘Tie them down to a tree’: South African president urges white youth not to emigrate

In a plea to stop young white people from continuing their exodus from the country, South Africa’s Cyril Ramaphosa posed a rather curious solution on the campaign trail — tying them to trees and begging them not to emigrate.

Speaking at a meeting of wine farmers in Stellenbosch in the Western Cape on Tuesday, the South African president said he did not want to see young white farmers and the skills they possess leaving the country, jokingly posing his own solution to the ongoing emigration crisis.

“If I could, I’d tie them down to a tree and say don’t leave, I want you here in this country,” Ramaphosa told the group of mainly white farmers. The leader also moved to assure the wine growers over their fears surrounding land reform in South Africa, promising that if re-elected, it would be done in accordance with the law.

Oh, that kidder!

We hate you, but please stay! Don’t mind us stealing your land (by law, so it’s okay), killing and raping your womenfolk; we need you; access to white people is a fundamental human right for the rest of the planet!

No it’s not.


7 responses to “We hate you; but please stay!

  1. info

    April 11, 2019 at 2:33 am

    And they think killing the golden goose would ensure others of their kind stays?

    • Will S.

      April 11, 2019 at 6:48 am

      They are both evil and stupid…

  2. Dirtnapninja

    April 11, 2019 at 6:55 am

    If the whites leave, who will they plunder?

    • Will S.

      April 11, 2019 at 6:57 am

      I’d love to see them try to do so with Chinese investors; they will re-learn the meaning of retribution. 😉

  3. feeriker

    April 12, 2019 at 2:21 pm

    Sub-Saharan Africa just needs to be quarantined.


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