RSS

Kate Beckinsale Boasts About Facials from Foreskin of South Korean Infants

28 Nov

WTF?

Actress Kate Beckinsale took to social media to boast about a procedure to improve her skin that involves “liquefied cloned foreskins” from South Korean infants.

“After a long flight I do like to lie down and be covered in a mask of liquified cloned foreskins-frankly who doesn’t?Thank you @georgialouisesk for an amazing facial. I especially liked you reassuring me it would be ‘light on penis’ as it was my first time x,” Kate Beckinsale wrote in an Instagram post.

According to Daily Mail, the Pearl Harbor actress “underwent a facial for the first time last week that uses an epidermal growth factor serum containing stem cells cultivated from the discarded tissue of Korean baby boys.”

The article also reports, “Experts claim rubbing these stem cells onto the face activates ageing cells, producing more collagen and making fine lines disappear. The secret ingredient is sourced from South Korea because it has a large supply of foreskins obtained during circumcision, the general custom for young boys.”

The 45-year-old actress is far from the first celebrity to undergo this strange facial treatment. Breitbart News has previously reported on the trend, with Cate Blanchett and Sandra Bullock making headlines for using the cream, which they called a “penis facial” in 2016.

I’m surprised that Israel and the Muslim countries haven’t gotten a ‘piece of the action’ regarding foreskin sales; why only South Korea? 😉

Advertisements
 

5 responses to “Kate Beckinsale Boasts About Facials from Foreskin of South Korean Infants

  1. Roman Lance

    November 28, 2018 at 9:30 am

    What gets me about this new age skin tightening crap is that these dumb broads still pile on the make-up anyway.

    Hahahahaha….Women be like. “Honey look at my wonderfully rejuvenated skin, now pass the make up.”

     
    • Will S.

      November 28, 2018 at 5:27 pm

      To be fair, most of them still need it anyway. 😉

       
      • Roman Lance

        November 28, 2018 at 8:37 pm

        What some of these “women” need is a Flammenwerfer to the face.

         
      • Will S.

        November 28, 2018 at 11:25 pm

        🙂

         

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s