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Quintessential American Decline

07 Nov

I see equality has been achieved. 😉

Goodbye, America (in a photo)

Try and spot all the hallmarks of a dying republic.

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Posted by on November 7, 2018 in Uncategorized

 

21 responses to “Quintessential American Decline

  1. Dirtnapninja

    November 7, 2018 at 1:31 pm

    Well, problem number one is that women and voting dont mix.

     
    • c matt

      November 7, 2018 at 2:44 pm

      Bigger problem – voting instructions in anything other than “Engrish.”

       
      • Will S.

        November 7, 2018 at 7:27 pm

        Definitely…

         
    • Will S.

      November 7, 2018 at 7:27 pm

      Yep.

       
    • feeriker

      November 7, 2018 at 10:05 pm

      “women and voting don’t mix”

      I’m gonna have that printed on a t-shirt for 2020, just to see how long it takes me to get tarred, feathered, and lynched.

       
      • Will S.

        November 7, 2018 at 10:28 pm

        Hey, careful now, feeriker; we want you to stick around! 😉

         
  2. Major Styles

    November 7, 2018 at 2:17 pm

    Heartiste would call that man’s grill “Glory Hole Face”.

     
    • Will S.

      November 7, 2018 at 7:27 pm

      For sure he would! 🙂

       
    • Carnivore

      November 7, 2018 at 7:29 pm

      Yeah, so what is it with that? Been going on for the last few years – the ridiculous gape when taking a picture. Besides, he looks old enough to know better than to pose as a fool.

       
      • Will S.

        November 7, 2018 at 7:30 pm

        The young girlies have been doing it for some time now, so no doubt the soibois simply follow suit because effeminate…

         
      • Major Styles

        November 8, 2018 at 11:16 am

        It reminds me of the recent trend with women sporting fake mustaches. It’s one of these cuckolded social media trends that everybody jumps on for fear of being left out of the SMV race.

         
  3. c matt

    November 7, 2018 at 2:45 pm

    Oh, and “Dude looks like a lady”

     
  4. Roman Lance

    November 7, 2018 at 4:25 pm

    How about the “To open doors press button” sign and its followup sign that seems to suggest the button ain’t working, as an allegory for failed socialist promises.

    Sure we can all press the button for assistance, but ultimately none of us will receive any.

     
    • Will S.

      November 7, 2018 at 7:29 pm

      Oh good, I was wondering if anyone would catch that!

      Indeed, a perfect allegory…

       
    • feeriker

      November 7, 2018 at 9:55 pm

      “To open doors press button”

      My take on that is that it’s like putting a sign on a toilet flush handle, along with a pointed arrow, that reads “push down to empty toilet.” In other words it assumes the user is so stupid as to require written instructions for the simplest, most self-evident of things (although anyone that stupid probably can’t read anyway). In this case the assumption is that the average voter is too stupid to figure out how to open a voting booth door (and they’re almost certainly assuming correctly).

      The two morons in the photo are why the Founders were correct in tightly restricting the franchise at the time of the Constitution’s ratification. The universal franchise is equal to 1000 of the stupidest, most destructive ideas human civilization has ever come up with.

       
      • Will S.

        November 7, 2018 at 10:21 pm

        Indeed; there are now instructions for the most elementary things, everywhere, because people have become more stupid…

         

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