The Nümale Grimace

12 Jan

They are of course aping actual females in this, as well as Hillary Rodham Abedin

Chateau Heartiste

It goes by other names:

The Male Feminist Rictus
Soylent Grin
The Soyboy Void
The Castrate Gape
Moneyshot Face
The Shartle
The Prog Agog
The Awestruck Chucklefuck
The Human Gloryhole

Apparently, these low T wonderboys are mimicking an emoji. Grown nerds reduced to male bonding across a vast cultural emptiness via an iphag cartoon face, linking up in a shared snark experience so they can forget for a second how much time they spent in lockers. The always invigorating TOG put it best,

Nerds are always mining the internet for quirky frontier jibberish that they can then copy and emulate and pass off as their own to other nerds IRL.  However all the nerds are online in the current year +2 and they’re all seeing the same cultural references at the same time so theres no originality, no character, no uniqueness – just the same quotes from the same latest episode…

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19 responses to “The Nümale Grimace

  1. scarecrow72

    January 13, 2018 at 1:00 am


  2. Socially Extinct

    January 13, 2018 at 11:26 am

    What’s up with that mouth pose. Looks like they all want to suck cuck…

    • Will S.

      January 13, 2018 at 11:38 am

      Maybe they do! 😉

      They act like women, and Hillary; see the links in my comment in the post…

      • Socially Extinct

        January 13, 2018 at 11:51 am

        I didn’t even notice the CH link. So descriptively subversive, as usual. Love it.

        Solyent Grin is my fave…

      • Will S.

        January 13, 2018 at 11:54 am

        Oh yeah; that IS a good one. 🙂

  3. Cecil Henry

    January 13, 2018 at 2:25 pm

    YOu know the look when someone is trying to steal something from you, but wants to pretend innocence and avoid direct confrontation?

    ITs duplicity masked as benevolence.

    • Will S.

      January 14, 2018 at 2:14 am

      Hmmm, guess I’ve been lucky; haven’t been on the receiving end of that so far, lol. 🙂

  4. Dr. Peter Blood, MD PhD ThD JD

    January 13, 2018 at 9:40 pm

    It’s an extreme gayface as well, an exaggerated juvenile look of surprise (gays are forever juvenile)

    • Will S.

      January 14, 2018 at 2:14 am

      Yes; I see Wil Wheaton is one of the ‘men’ shown. ‘Nuff said. 😉

  5. feeriker

    January 14, 2018 at 5:11 pm

    Alternate title/label: “Why Western Women Welcome Violent Dark-Skinned Third World Rapists”

  6. infowarrior1

    January 18, 2018 at 4:31 am

    Maybe those “Numales” are better off being anchorites or hermits. Better to be a celibate loner seeking god than mucking our society with their nu-maleness.

    • Will S.

      January 18, 2018 at 7:41 pm

      Thing is, they wouldn’t be. They’re all Aspie atheist nerdboys.

      • info

        January 18, 2018 at 9:59 pm

        Perhaps luring them and stranding them in virtual reality is a better option. They can do all the nu-male stuff off the planet off with a VR headset.

      • infowarrior1

        January 24, 2018 at 8:48 am

        Maybe VR world where they can nu-male all they want. And bother only NPCs.


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