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Guy keeps unopened gift from chick who dumped him almost a half-century ago

28 Dec

Brothers, don’t be this guy

FFS…

Throw it away already!

Or burn it!

Something!

Just get rid of it, already!

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14 responses to “Guy keeps unopened gift from chick who dumped him almost a half-century ago

  1. feeriker

    December 28, 2017 at 12:19 pm

    Take it outside, piss on it, shit on it, douse it with keroscene, and throw a match to it. Make sure it’s all caught on video.

     
    • feeriker

      December 28, 2017 at 12:20 pm

      Oh, and Adriаn Pеаrcе is a pathetic mangina.

       
      • Will S.

        December 28, 2017 at 4:11 pm

        Most definitely…

         
    • Will S.

      December 28, 2017 at 4:10 pm

      Exactly! Surely that would be cathartic, and a most fitting end, IMO. 🙂

       
  2. swimple

    December 28, 2017 at 6:16 pm

    this is pathetic. open it, tis prolly a book or drakkar noir.

     
    • Will S.

      December 28, 2017 at 6:26 pm

      Yeah, I figure it’s a book, given the apparent shape…

       
      • feeriker

        December 29, 2017 at 7:34 am

        Probably “The Feminine Mystique,” or some other piece of chicklit femtrash that she figured he’d benefit from reading. Remember: this was the early ’70s when Second-wave Feminism was on the rampage.

         
      • Will S.

        December 29, 2017 at 2:02 pm

        Ha! Another reason for throwing it out / burning it / whatever, not keeping it.

         
  3. Cecil Henry

    December 29, 2017 at 1:46 pm

    Not healthy.

    But how in the world does the wife not understand how disturbing this kept gift is.

     
    • Will S.

      December 29, 2017 at 2:01 pm

      I think she does somewhat, given that she has put her foot down and at least stopped him from putting it under the tree.

      I’ll bet if she threatened to divorce him over his keeping it, he might listen to her. I of course wouldn’t normally want a wife to blackmail her husband in such a manner, but I could well understand in this circumstance why a wife might feel thus inclined.

       
      • feeriker

        December 30, 2017 at 10:46 am

        I’ll bet if she threatened to divorce him over his keeping it, he might listen to her. I of course wouldn’t normally want a wife to blackmail her husband in such a manner, but I could well understand in this circumstance why a wife might feel thus inclined.

        He comes across as such a delicate little bitch that it’s difficult to imagine any woman wanting to be married to him. If she were going to divorce him, she would have done it a long time ago. I doubt that this incident is the only thing demonstrative of his mangina personality.

         
      • Will S.

        December 30, 2017 at 4:53 pm

        She must have felt she couldn’t do any better. 😉

         

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