Hillary Clinton: If Elected, I Will Reveal The Real Truth About Aliens

12 Feb

‘Area 54’, she can’t even get the name right.

No wonder Bernie Sanders is kicking her ass! 😉

Will S.' Random Weirdness Blog

I wish she’d reveal the truth about Vince Foster; oh well, whatever

Hillary Clinton told reporters last week that, if elected, she plans to “get to the bottom” of all this alien stuff despite her husband’s previous claims that Area 51 doesn’t have aliens.

During a meeting with the The Conway Daily Sunat a campaign stop in New Hampshire, reporter Daymond Steer, whose apparent shtick is to ask the presidential candidates about UFOs, brought up the topic in conversation with Clinton. She reportedly “seemed to have fun discussing the topic,” and stated emphatically that she would “get to the bottom of it.”

“We may have been (visited already). We don’t know for sure,” Hillary said. “I just hope it’s not like ‘Independence Day.’”

The 68-year-old grandmother initially called the secretive military base “Area 54″ before correcting herself, the Daily Sun reported.

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22 responses to “Hillary Clinton: If Elected, I Will Reveal The Real Truth About Aliens

  1. FiliusPastori

    February 12, 2016 at 7:24 pm


  2. Will S.

    February 12, 2016 at 7:29 pm

    “I am one of the lizard people, and we’re here to eat your brains!” 😉

    (Oh, wait; sorry, mixing them up with zombies. And liberals. Same thing…)

  3. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    February 12, 2016 at 7:39 pm

    is area 54 in one of the 57 states?

  4. bluebird of bitterness

    February 12, 2016 at 8:17 pm

    Maybe she got it confused with Car 54 (as in, “Car 54, Where Are You?”).

  5. Will S.

    February 12, 2016 at 8:30 pm

    @ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    @ BoB: Ha! 🙂

    Or Studio 54! 😉

  6. Carnivore

    February 12, 2016 at 8:42 pm

    I suppose that’s a good enough reason to vote for her if any.

    I’m with bluebird. She would have been in her early teens, so it fits.

  7. Carnivore

    February 12, 2016 at 8:47 pm

  8. Will S.

    February 12, 2016 at 8:51 pm

    @ Carnivore: Well, it’s our new Liberal government (just passed the 100 day mark), doing crazy shit. Why that, I have no idea. Except gotta pay for all the new spending, of course…

    I didn’t vote for anyone, so I can’t be blamed. 🙂

  9. Cecil Henry

    February 13, 2016 at 6:20 am

    More bread and circuses for the masses. What a contemptible woman.

    Elections are simply a competition for access to the force of the state apparatus to steal and coerce the population. Its criminal, with nice suits.

  10. feeriker

    February 13, 2016 at 7:42 pm

    Elections are pure theater. TPTB already decided long ago who is going to be the next figurehead to warm the chair behind the Awful Oriface desk (hint: it AIN’T gonna be Bernie, The Donald, or anyone else who is the choice of the American people). That this isn’t by now obvious even to the profoudly retarded and that people still go along with playing this silly and pointless game tells us that the majority DESERVES to be controlled, manipulated, and oppressed by the very oligarchs into whose hands they play.

    Hitlery not only stands an excellent chance of being the next Sock Puppet-in-Chief, but might already have been informed that the job is going to be hers (en lieu of prison sentence she deserves and would otherwise be handed, although I can’t see how playing SPIC is any better). The other candidates probably are aware of this too, hence the lack of earnestness or focus on anything genuinely important.

    What we do know for sure is that it is one of the Establishment candidates that has been (s)elected, which means that Carson, Trump, and Sanders are out.

  11. Will S.

    February 13, 2016 at 7:55 pm

    @ CH: Indeed.

    @ feeriker: Now you’ve done it; expect a knock on the door tonight for revealing the truth, demanding to know how you learned it. 😉

  12. feeriker

    February 13, 2016 at 8:50 pm

    Now you’ve done it; expect a knock on the door tonight for revealing the truth, demanding to know how you learned it

    I guess I’ve been cursed with a small measure of what in ages past was known as “common sense” or “inductive reasoning based on the simple power of observation.”

    Yeah, yeah, I know … it’s the lobotomy chair for feeriker.

  13. Will S.

    February 13, 2016 at 9:05 pm

    “He gazed up at the enormous face. Forty years it had taken him to learn what kind of smile was hidden beneath the dark moustache. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.”

    ― George Orwell, 1984

  14. Eric

    February 15, 2016 at 12:05 pm

    Didn’t she have plenty of opportunity to do that when she was co-president before?

  15. Eric

    February 15, 2016 at 12:11 pm

    The only opinion I have about the 2016 elections is that the American people deserve whoever wins. I’m so disgusted with the situation here, that I’ve actually spent more time following the situation in Syria; trying to help the Christians over there and spurring on Putin and Assad.

  16. scarecrow

    February 15, 2016 at 3:59 pm

    The only thing Hillary Clinton would do if elected – is release her army of flying monkeys.

  17. Will S.

    February 15, 2016 at 7:13 pm

    @ Eric: Ha! 🙂

    Good priorities.

    @ scarecrow: 🙂

  18. Carnivore

    February 15, 2016 at 8:18 pm

    @scarecrow, now that you mention it, there is a resemblance to Hillary, not just in appearance but the screechy tone of voice too….. 🙂

  19. weak stream

    February 20, 2016 at 8:05 pm

    She got confused because of all the times she had to drag Bill out of Studio 54.

  20. Will S.

    February 20, 2016 at 8:15 pm

    Ha! 🙂


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