Montgomery Mayor Considers Replacing White Santa With Black One in Annual Christmas Parade After Complaint

05 Dec


The Mayor of Montgomery, Alabama, responded to a request for the city to include a black Santa Claus in its annual Christmas parade by saying he is open to the idea.

Mayor Todd Strange, who has been in office since 2009, addressed a recent complaint about the parade that was made during a council meeting on Tuesday.

Each year, Montgomery’s Christmas parade draws in large crowds who gather to enjoy the fun festivities. Traditionally, a white Santa rides on the last float, however, one local resident called on the city to replace white Santa with a black one in a bid to promote cultural diversity.

City councilmen discussed the issue at a meeting earlier this week and one local businessman explained the reasoning behind his objection to a white Santa.

“Last year, when we attended the Christmas parade, my daughter noticed that Santa Claus was a different color,” activist William Boyd told WAKA CBS 8. “And she asked me the question like dad, you said Santa Claus was black but that was a white Santa in the parade.”

Sorry, Little Miss Boyd; yo’ daddy lied; there ain’t no Santa, black or white.

Strange said that a recent media poll revealed that most in the community have no issues with the white Santa, however, he believes Boyd has valid concerns.

Why, because he lied to his daughter? St. Nicholas was white (last time I checked, Greeks were white); that’s why ‘Santa Claus’, the secular deformational representation of him is also white. I know, this is apparently controversial in America today, but nevertheless, it is so. And Santa Claus doesn’t exist, anyway.

“Take Santa Claus out of the parade because we have African, we have Chinese, we have Mexican, we have a diverse city,” Boyd said.

A-ha! So THAT’S what Boyd really wants. A Santa-Claus-less Christmas parade. (We call them ‘Santa Claus Parades’ here in Canada, not ‘Christmas parades’, so that wouldn’t fly here.)

Okay – then make it explicitly Christian! I’m sure that most Mexicans, Chinese, and Africans wouldn’t care, and if any did, they could go the hell back where they came from. (Perhaps, since Boyd doesn’t like what America is, he would rather move to his ancestral homeland. Or maybe not, what with AIDS, Ebola, violent wars, hunger, starvation, Third World wretched poverty… Maybe he should thank God his ancestors were brought as slaves to America, and didn’t return to colonize Liberia, so he didn’t end up born on Earth’s shittiest continent.)

Strange dismissed Boyd’s idea to nix Santa altogether because in his opinion the children would suffer.

“One of the solutions that was raised was ‘let’s not have a Santa lets just have a float.’ This Christmas season is all about kids, and kids have been coming for eons,” Strange told The Christian Post. “To not have Santa lets our kids down. I know it will let my grandkids down, so we will have a Santa.”

Much as I have my own ambivalence about ‘Santa Claus’, good on Strange for standing up for North American culture and heritage, against a ‘diversity’-monger who would crush it.

He also said that being that the parade is already finalized and just two weeks away (Dec. 19), Montgomery will consider featuring a black Santa in next year’s festivities as opposed to this year’s event.

“We have traditionally worked from a volunteer list of Santas. … I made an inquiry [asking] ‘are any of those Santas on the list African-American’ and the answer was ‘no,'” he explained also telling CBS 8, “And so obviously, for this year we’re already set for that. But I’m not opposed to that. I thought [Boyd] made some really good points last night.”

Chicken; you wussed out. Should have just said “Hey, we’ll pick our Santa based solely on whoever looks the most like what a ‘Santa’ would look like.” And then keep on choosing a white guy, since that would be correct!

Oh well; whatever…

Last year writer Aisha Harris made headlines when she penned a controversial article entitled “Santa Claus Should Not Be a White Man Anymore.” She called on Americans to “abandon” white Santa and employ a more unique Christmas symbol.

Fox News host Megyn Kelly came under fire for responding to Harris’ article by saying that Father Christmas, also known as Saint Nicholas, along with Jesus Christ is white.

Megyn Kelly was right, and Aisha Harris was stupid.

Alas, truth is oft unacceptable in America today, and Kelly was made to lie that Christ might not be white, saying it’s ‘far from settled’. Which is not true; it is settled, except for in the minds of the deluded. First century A.D. Jews in Palestine were not Africans, or Orientals, or East Indians, or… anything other than white. Ditto His follower, St. Nicholas, later on. Ditto the fictional character derived from St. Nicholas.


13 responses to “Montgomery Mayor Considers Replacing White Santa With Black One in Annual Christmas Parade After Complaint

  1. Take The Red Pill

    December 5, 2014 at 11:25 am

    “Sorry, Little Miss Boyd; yo’ daddy lied; there ain’t no Santa, black or white.”

    There is too a Santa Claus — and he’s black, too! He lives in the White House!
    Ask any Welfare recipient!

  2. Will S.

    December 5, 2014 at 11:35 am

    Ho ho ho! 🙂

  3. allamagoosa

    December 5, 2014 at 11:51 am

    I remember hearing similar complaints about the cast of an upcoming movie about Moses, about how none of the main cast, as in, the Egyptians and the Jews, were black. As far as I know Ramses should not be black, but they complained anyway pointing out that the only black characters were slaves. I guess they assume that since Egypt is in Africa that ancient Egyptians were black, which as far as I know isn’t the case.

  4. Will S.

    December 5, 2014 at 11:53 am

    The ancient Egyptians definitely weren’t black, nor are their few, non-Arab descendents, the Coptic Christian minority; viz.:

    Not black! 🙂

  5. Eric

    December 5, 2014 at 9:06 pm

    We could make this one good: we have the black Santa throwing welfare checks and Obamacare forms out to the crowd. Then we could send the crowd to the white Santa’s workshop and they can loot it.

  6. Eric

    December 5, 2014 at 9:08 pm

    Red Pill:
    Actually, Obama’s not Black, he’s a Zebra. But he ‘identifies’ as Black; meaning I guess to progs that race is something you can identify with, like gender.

    Besides, you’d think if Obama ‘represented diversity’ he’d talk about the white side of his family more often—especially considering his black relatives were never part of his upbringing.

  7. Will S.

    December 5, 2014 at 11:49 pm

    LOL! 🙂

  8. Mark Citadel

    December 5, 2014 at 11:53 pm

    In my honest opinion, St. Nick has been perverted and mutilated beyond recognition anyway, heck, why not make him a black transgender.

    • Will S.

      December 5, 2014 at 11:58 pm

      “Sugar Plum Fairy, came and hit the streets,
      lookin’ for soul food and a place to eat…”


  9. infowarrior1

    December 6, 2014 at 3:55 am

    @Will S.

    If one can be transgendered, why can he not be transracial?

  10. Will S.

    December 6, 2014 at 9:34 am

    LOL, ‘transracial’; it’d be great if people started identifying thus, and pissing off angry minorities and progs. 🙂

    Hey, I’m ‘transracial’; I’m mixed-race, but culturally identify as white. 😉

  11. Will S.

    January 24, 2016 at 11:44 pm

    I made the above comment before Rachel Dolezal appeared in the international media consciousness, of course. 🙂


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