I received this in an email yesterday:
Ah, as much as I like coffee (I drink it pretty much daily), since when did coffee become a Christmas beverage?
Hot chocolate, apple cider, egg nog (with or without rum, preferably with of course), Glühwein, hot buttered rum or whisky, seasonal beers, punch… Those are Christmas and winter seasonal beverages! Besides, who wants children bouncing off the walls even more than they normally would be, what with all the holiday sugary treats? Give them some Glühwein or beer and bundle them up and toss them into bed when they get drowsy, while you drink the same thing and experience real seasonal comfort and joy and sociability, with adult family and friends! 🙂
Of course, evanjellyfish churchian types often being not merely teetotallers but teetotalitarians, I guess it would be too much to expect Kirk Cameron to come up with an idea that sensible, any more than he can come up with a decent movie. 😉