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Even if you’ve missed the new Kirk Cameron movie, you can still order the coffee

26 Nov

I received this in an email yesterday:

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Ah, as much as I like coffee (I drink it pretty much daily), since when did coffee become a Christmas beverage?

Hot chocolate, apple cider, egg nog (with or without rum, preferably with of course), Glühwein, hot buttered rum or whisky, seasonal beers, punch… Those are Christmas and winter seasonal beverages! Besides, who wants children bouncing off the walls even more than they normally would be, what with all the holiday sugary treats? Give them some Glühwein or beer and bundle them up and toss them into bed when they get drowsy, while you drink the same thing and experience real seasonal comfort and joy and sociability, with adult family and friends! 🙂

Of course, evanjellyfish churchian types often being not merely teetotallers but teetotalitarians, I guess it would be too much to expect Kirk Cameron to come up with an idea that sensible, any more than he can come up with a decent movie. 😉

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7 responses to “Even if you’ve missed the new Kirk Cameron movie, you can still order the coffee

  1. Eric

    November 26, 2014 at 12:13 am

    At least we have an alternative to Starbucks. LOL

     
  2. Will S.

    November 26, 2014 at 12:14 am

    Culture war coffee wars! 🙂

     
  3. Kilrud

    November 26, 2014 at 6:37 am

    Saving Saturnalia 2.0

    I think I’ll have to watch this movie. I don’t think I’ll “enjoy” it as much as Fireproof, but I’m sure there will be plenty to complain about.

     
  4. Will S.

    November 26, 2014 at 10:12 am

    🙂

     
  5. feeriker

    November 26, 2014 at 4:13 pm

    🙂

    Of course, evanjellyfish churchian types often being not merely teetotallers but teetotalitarians, I guess it would be too much to expect Kirk Cameron to come up with an idea that sensible, any more than he can come up with a decent movie. 😉

    I would absolutely LOVE to see some famous Kentucky or Tennessee distillery (these ARE “Bible Belt” states, right?) market an 80 proof eggnog, advertising in bold that all proceeds from sales go to a Christian children’s Christmas fund, missions and outreach programs, “Bibles for the Troops,” or some other popular churchian cause. Imagine the heads that would explode over this dilemma (like the “free pork” conundrum for a Jew).

     
    • Will S.

      November 26, 2014 at 8:26 pm

      That would be awesome! 🙂

       

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