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Christian Girl Instagram

23 Nov

(Hat tip: Rollo)

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Posted by on November 23, 2014 in churchianity, evanjellyfish, humour, satire

 

10 responses to “Christian Girl Instagram

  1. Marina Reznik

    November 24, 2014 at 3:41 am

    ahahaha… this is great

     
  2. Will S.

    November 24, 2014 at 8:50 am

    I thought so. 🙂

     
  3. lgrobins

    November 24, 2014 at 9:38 am

    This is so spot on! Appearances are everything and truly if you aren’t creating the right one people think you aren’t really Christian or aren’t really married. Because I don’t end my blog posts with flowery prayers, its easy to assume I am not as serious of a Christian as those who do.
    And then there are things like this…
    http://imgur.com/a/rlLbj#TfePclN
    Is it really about highlighting the book or showing off the perfectly manicured nails. Truly, could that book not have stayed opened on its own.

     
  4. thedeti

    November 24, 2014 at 9:45 am

    I just love stuff like this.

     
  5. Will S.

    November 24, 2014 at 10:14 am

    @ LGR:

    “This is so spot on! Appearances are everything and truly if you aren’t creating the right one people think you aren’t really Christian or aren’t really married.”

    Yep.

    “Because I don’t end my blog posts with flowery prayers, its easy to assume I am not as serious of a Christian as those who do.”

    Oh, no doubt! With some folks, if your language or behaviour doesn’t possess enough ‘Christianese’, they’ll doubt your faith.

    Screw ’em. 🙂

    “Is it really about highlighting the book or showing off the perfectly manicured nails. Truly, could that book not have stayed opened on its own.”

    Exactly.

    Ugh, what an awful book. Hitting your head against the pillow x times to wake up at x am? Really? LOL!

    @ deti: Oh yeah!

     
  6. infowarrior1

    November 24, 2014 at 6:52 pm

    @Will S.

    It is such sacrilege that some women abuse the word of God so. Where is the reverence? The awe?

     
  7. Will S.

    November 24, 2014 at 6:54 pm

    Indeed, infowarrior1. It’s all about them, not God, if that’s their attitude; I’d hate to be in their shoes, come Judgment Day…

     
  8. feeriker

    November 25, 2014 at 12:06 am

    It’s all about them, not God, if that’s their attitude; I’d hate to be in their shoes, come Judgment Day

    Once again: there’s only one real god for a woman, and that’s her hamster. In any conflict between the God of Abraham and the hamster, the tie ALWAYS goes to the hamster.

     
    • Will S.

      November 25, 2014 at 12:10 am

      Alas, it seems increasingly so…

       

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