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27 Sep

A big earthquake of strength 8.1 on the Richter scale hits the Middle East.

Two million Muslims die and over a million are injured.

Iraq, Iran and Syria are totally ruined; their governments don’t know where to start with providing help to rebuild.

The rest of the world is in shock.

The USA is sending troops to help keep the peace.

Saudi Arabia is sending oil.

Latin American countries are sending clothing.

New Zealand and Australia are sending sheep, cattle and food crops.

The Asian countries are sending labour to assist in rebuilding the infrastructure.

Canada is sending medical teams and supplies.

Great Britain, not to be outdone, is sending two million replacement Muslims.

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4 Comments

Posted by on September 27, 2014 in humour, immigration, Religion of Peace

 

4 responses to “

  1. Socially Extinct

    September 27, 2014 at 1:32 am

    Do they get virgins for their troubles?

     
  2. Sanne

    September 27, 2014 at 5:03 am

    That’s an old one, I heard the variant about the Netherlands a couple of years ago:)

     
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  4. Will S.

    September 27, 2014 at 8:58 am

    @ SE: Ha! 🙂

    @ Sanne: Ah! 🙂

     

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