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25 More Tweets from a once-again ex-Twit

16 Dec

As I’d mentioned I’d be doing, I have, as I did last time I quit Twitter, compiled 25 more of my tweets.

There may be more to come, though; after all, I tweeted for twice as long as under my previous account!

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I hate when you respond ‘Good, thanks’ to ‘How is your meal?’, and the waitperson says, ‘Perfect!’ No, it’s not, else I’d have said so, idiot.
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Vin Diesel talks like a retard, like he’s taken one too many blows to the head. He can’t act, either. and the FandF series is BS PC agitprop…
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When did teenagers start clapping in movie theatres? They can’t hear you, you idiots; it’s not the theatre! Shut the hell up! Kids today…
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A woman who likes to say she’s a ‘daughter of the King’ means she thinks she’s a princess. There’s no other way to interpret that mentality.
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“They died so we can enjoy the freedoms we have today” sounds too much like an echo of “He died for our sins”.
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Somebody oughta organize hobo wine tours for hipsters: trips to Thunderbird and Gallo (Nighttrain) vineyards, among others. Why not? 🙂
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Women in combat? Why not? Let the Empire start losing wars, and kill off as many combat-volunteer women as possible! Fuck ’em! #winwin
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Rob Ford is an elected version of Don Cherry: a politically incorrect guy hated by the chattering classes, liked by ordinary Canucks anyway.
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The only way to tell apart a clubgoing skank from a streetwalker at night in the city is that the clubber is busy looking down at her iPhone.
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I loathe rich guys who go to a craft beer place and order shit domestic swill. Try something new, for Pete’s sake! Won’t kill you…
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Grandmothers, stop dying your hair to try to look young, unless prepared to have all your wrinkles / stretch-marks straightened out, too.
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“Sex is a traditionally a taboo topic in China, leaving some adults w. no idea how procreation works.” 1.4 billion Chinese suggests otherwise…
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Why is flatulence called ‘breaking wind’, yet a ‘windbreaker’ is a name of a type of jacket?
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There are no well-known songs about bacon. I suppose people are too busy simply enjoying it to bother writing about it. 🙂
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‘Controversy’ is just a way of saying that Leftists / liberals don’t like something someone said/did; doesn’t mean anything other than that.
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It’s called ‘the friend zone’, but those who come to see they’re in it, realize the other isn’t really that much of a friend, if one at all.
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Why do single women in cyberspace tout their being ‘crazy’ as if it were a virtue? ‘Crazy, sexy’, blablablah…
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Opposition to trans fats is fat-phobic and cis-normative!
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Iceland is ethnically and racially homogeneous; the people are generally Christian, and mostly middle class; thus, crime is rare.
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Why do men, esp. young guys, refer to their equipment as ‘junk’? Stop it. Unless it’s not working properly; in that case seek medical help.
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One great thing about growing older, is one feels less of a need to aggressively overassert; no more need for pissing / dick-waving contests.
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Only in America do people get as weird names as ‘Chase Rice’ and ‘Dutch Sheets’.
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Vegan cheese is an oxymoron. Either you have a cultured milk product or you don’t. End of story. Ground cashews do not constitute cheese.
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If, as per the website above, vegans think dairy is rape, then ‘vegan cheese’ is ‘simulated rape’, or ‘rape fantasy’. 50 Shades of Veganism?
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If, as vegetarians say, “Meat is murder”, then veggie hot dogs, Quorn, Tofurkey, are ‘simulated murder’ or ‘murder fantasies’.

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4 responses to “25 More Tweets from a once-again ex-Twit

  1. electricangel

    December 18, 2013 at 3:18 pm

    Excellent stuff, Will, especially on vegans. On this quote, “One great thing about growing older, is one feels less of a need to aggressively overassert; no more need for pissing / dick-waving contests” I would add: aging really isn’t that bad for a man. As he gets older, the women get younger, and a 35yo who would not appear attractive to the 21yo man is more pleasing to the 61yo. The same, alas, cannot be said of women who dim into invisibility to all but the men who are much older than they.

     
  2. Will S.

    December 18, 2013 at 3:20 pm

    Hey EA, indeed. Aging does have its benefits. 🙂

     

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