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Update on that Brazilian whore

25 Oct

Remember her?

Well, she auctioned off her virginity, for $780,000; some Japanese guy will pay for the, er, ‘privilege’.

She claims she isn’t a whore, naturally:

Migliorini, who has sparked outrage across the globe amid claims she is prostituting herself, is being filmed throughout the process by an Australian crew for a documentary film called Virgins Wanted.

In response to critics she said: ‘I saw this as a business. I have the opportunity to travel, to be part of a movie and get a bonus with it.

‘If you only do it once in your life then you are not a prostitute, just like if you take one amazing photograph it does not automatically make you a photographer.

‘The auction is just business, I’m a romantic girl at heart and believe in love. But this will make a big difference to my area,’  she told Folha newspaper.

Oh, she was doing it for her area; I see.  How noble of her!  In which case, why didn’t she offer her services to a local man? 😉

However she spins it, she’s a whore.  I’m an amateur photographer (though I have sold a few pictures); the act of taking photographs does make me a photographer; telling a lie makes you a liar; and selling your body makes you a whore, even if only once.

Reminds me of that old joke:

An old man sits sobbing on a bench.  Someone comes by, stops, and asks him what’s wrong.

He replies, “I’m a multimillionaire; I’ve built a successful multinational corporation; I’ve built bridges, hospitals, schools, and churches through my riches.”

But do they call me Luigi the successful businessman?  No.  Do they call me Luigi the bridge-builder?  No.  Do they call me Luigi the philanthropist?  No.

None of those things matter.  Why?  Once, long ago, when I was young, I sucked a cock.  Just one, once.  And ever since then, when I walk by, people say, ‘There goes Luigi the cocksucker!’ “

Catarina Migliorini is a fucking whore.

P.S.  The Australian guy who auctioned off his virginity, only got $3,000 for it.  A much cheaper whore.

The next time a feminist complains about ‘unequal pay’, tell her she’s right, and mention this. 😉

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18 responses to “Update on that Brazilian whore

  1. Aurini

    October 25, 2012 at 10:03 pm

    The joke is better when it’s a Scotsman, and the punchline (in an exasperated tone) is “But you fuck ONE goat!”

    I was part of a scottish infantry unit, and our running-password was “Sheep shagger”.

     
  2. Will S.

    October 25, 2012 at 10:06 pm

    Ha! 🙂

    In my hometown area, we always make fun of people who come from a region to the north, “where men are men and sheep are nervous.” 🙂

     
  3. Vicomte

    October 25, 2012 at 10:27 pm

    The classic female ‘that was ONE TIME’ defense.

    One time too many, darlin’.

     
  4. Will S.

    October 25, 2012 at 10:32 pm

    Exactly.

     
  5. Take The Red Pill

    October 26, 2012 at 10:19 am

    “Once a whore, always a whore.”

    If you want to have a laugh seeing this kind of ‘female hamsterbation’ in action, watch the comedy-horror movie THE MONSTER SQUAD (1987). Short premise: to fight Dracula, a group of modern kids need a female virgin to recite a spell, which will open a portal from this dimension. The local snotty cheerleader-type says she’s a virgin, but when she recites the spell — NOTHING HAPPENS. The others look at her, and one says “You’re not a virgin, are you?” And she says, “Well, there was Steve…but he doesn’t count!”

     
  6. Drama

    October 26, 2012 at 11:12 am

    Looking on the bright side it was a free market economy purchase.

     
  7. a tiny little mouse

    October 26, 2012 at 1:11 pm

    That was a very funny joke:) and about sheep, too:)
    As for the girl, well, she right away became the celbrity, and it won’t surprise me in the slightest that afterwards she’ll be able to find a nice guy to marry her. After all, there is a guy who wants to sleep with her for nearly a million. Must be a shortage of virgins in Japan. Seriously, while the woman is clearly despicable, men probably should raise their standards concerning women, too.

     
  8. Will S.

    October 26, 2012 at 3:52 pm

    @ TTRP: Ha! Truth in cinema.

    @ Drama: Well, I suppose there is that. Huzzah.

    @ ATLM: Yeah, the guy is a loser. No woman is worth paying that much for, surely. (Quite apart from moral considerations.)

     
  9. El Bastardo

    January 3, 2013 at 11:38 pm

    The feminist will most certainly get the mention you describe.

    Sorry bro, long time since I commented. Love this post; and its straightforwardness!

     
  10. Will S.

    January 4, 2013 at 6:24 am

    Thanks!

     
  11. Sarah Jane

    March 16, 2013 at 7:25 pm

    She has set a terrible example doing such a greedy arrogant thing publically and giving no concern for the man’s wife, girlfriend, staff etc’……….. We see her for what she is a very evil lazy woman who will never have the respect of nice people. We certainly dont believe she was a virgin and think she will just keep saying they didnt do it and get more men caught in her devious web. The rumours it was Jay Leno are hopefully wrong but whoever the man is we think they will be found out and exposed. That money could help many starving and homeless but she is said to now be in luxury while decent girls do decent jobs. When will we hear who she paid the ten per cent to and we notice she then did port

     
  12. Will S.

    March 16, 2013 at 7:38 pm

    I’m informed that not only did she not keep her end of the bargain and give it up to the guy who agreed to pay her, but she has also subsequently appeared nude in Brazilian Playboy magazine (seems to be true; those who don’t mind being exposed to NSFW material to confirm what I’m saying can Google her name for themselves). She’s a disgusting fricking whore, indeed, whether or not technically still a virgin.

     
  13. Sarah Jane

    March 16, 2013 at 9:18 pm

    Another thing I noticed somebody wrote on here a nice man will still come along and want to marry her. WELL I THINK THATS WRITTEN BY THE MAN BUYING HER BECAUSE NICE MEN ARE NOT IMPRESSED BY SUCH RUTHLESS GREEDY MONATORY THINGS. HOWEVER A GIGOLO MAY PUT HER ARROGANT GREED TO GOOD USE AND ALSO PROFIT FROM SO MUCH BEING GIVEN TO AN EVIL WHORE THAT WILL CAUSE OTHER PEOPLE TO BE PIMPED. SHE IS VILE. I GOT A DEATH THREAT FOR MAKING COMMENTS ON ANOTHER THREAD AND IF I EVER FIND OUT WHO IT IS THEY WILL BE EXPOSED. Thanks to all those on here stating what she is. That man paying her so much money may have a wife or girlfriend commit suicide. and after a while you see evil people are just to be despised.

     
  14. Sarah Jane

    March 16, 2013 at 9:28 pm

    Will S, I LIKE YOUR COMMENTS, ARE YOU SOMEONE I KNOW ? THATS THE TYPE OF THING PETER WOULD SAY. AND HE FOUND OUT WHAT SELFISH EVIL WHORES ARE AND WAS TOO NICE FOR SUCH AN ARROGANT BAD EXAMPLE.

     
  15. Will S.

    March 16, 2013 at 9:33 pm

    Don’t think we’ve met online or anywhere else before, SJ.

     

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