I was considering doing another FKB linkfest today, and had gathered some links to share, but another of us volunteered to do so, and that should be up later today, I presume – this being Wednesday, the usual day.
But I thought I’d share a couple funny links I’d found, which would have been part of one if I’d prepared one for today.
And some funny pictures.
electricangel1978
June 13, 2012 at 11:32 am
The pictures are priceless, Will.
One of the things that Wall Street was known for in the 80s and 90s was a sick sense of humor that propagated quickly in the mostly-male environment. This was where the “Challenger Disaster” humor evolved, with such classics as “What does NASA stand for? Need another seven astronauts.” Given the hit on 9/11, I did not expect to see any jokes about it originating on the Street. (Like the post card with the cancellation of a plane over the twin towers.) Still, I did once find a page of 9/11 humor. The only one I can remember:
“It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s… Holy Shit! It really is a plane!”
Will S.
June 13, 2012 at 1:46 pm
@ EA: Ha!
It’s too bad people today are hypersensitive about jokes in poor taste. Remember Jeffrey Dahmer? I haven’t heard anywhere near as many jokes about Luka Magnotta today as people made back then about Jeffrey Dahmer. And the possibilities are endless; one could joke about an Italian preferring take-out Chinese food, for starters… 😉
Will S.
June 13, 2012 at 2:05 pm
That reminds me of the old joke:
Q. What’s a queer’s favourite Chinese food?
A. Cream of sum yung guy.
Will S.
June 13, 2012 at 2:22 pm
We do need more 9/11 jokes and humour. And not just the cathartic, healing kind blah blah blah; I mean the honest-to-goodness, pointless, truly tasteless ones. Just because. Shit, it’s been over a decade. Let’s get on with it. Like these two, the first of which was released ‘too early’, but it’s hilarious, IMO:
electricangel1978
June 13, 2012 at 3:51 pm
The second image would work better it there was an “It’s Horrible” at the top, and then a few lines lower had the image and the line. That, amigo, is truly in poor taste!
Which reminds me: for the next joke thread, we need a series of offensive religious jokes. Just the other day at work, I was talking with two colleagues when I looked up and started: “A Muslim, a Christian and a Jew are standing around a cubicle…” Sadly, no humor ensued.
And if you’re going to start with the gay jokes…
What’s the first symptom of AIDS?
A severe pounding in the rectum.
Will S.
June 13, 2012 at 4:03 pm
Oh yeah, for sure, we do have to do that! As long as they’re not overly sacrilegious against our faith; I don’t give a toss about the others. 🙂
Will S.
June 13, 2012 at 4:08 pm
Good AIDS joke, BTW; not enough of them any more.
Q. How did AIDS get to North America?
A. Bummed a ride.
Will S.
June 13, 2012 at 4:10 pm
@ EA: BTW, re: the other half of my post, did you read the Sacramone piece? That guy’s funny. He used to have a blog called Luther at the Movies, in which he yes, reviewed movies, as though it were Martin Luther reviewing them. It was hilarious.
Will S.
June 23, 2012 at 5:13 pm
I see some people have found this place through looking for Luka Magnotta jokes. 🙂
Will S.
June 29, 2012 at 11:35 pm
So, I heard that British singer Adele is pregnant.
What I’m wondering, is, how can anyone tell? 😉
Will S.
June 29, 2012 at 11:54 pm
I mean, right now, she looks like this:
But she used to look like this:
And I predict that after a kid or two, she’ll end up looking back like that. 🙂
Will S.
June 30, 2012 at 9:41 am
Re: the subject of the first humour link in the post:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/culture/2012/jun/10/slavoj-zizek-humanity-ok-people-boring
He is one crazy ass. But I think he’d make an excellent dinner companion, for amusement. 🙂
Will S.
September 11, 2013 at 5:56 pm
@ ElectricAngel: Here, I fixed it: